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Jan 29 2004

ICRT has a petition to return Star World to cable …

ICRT has a petition to return Star World to cable TV here. I don’t think there’s much hope, but you can give it a shot if you like. I don’t watch a whole lot of TV, mostly Discovery Channel or news, and the odd pan-and-scan travesty HBO or Cinemax puts on. It’s odd to think we all got so excited when HBO came out back in the 80’s. (My GOD, I can watch “Porky’s” on TV!) My dad would tape movies from it on extended play so that he could fit three movies on one VHS tape. The quality was awful, but we didn’t care back then. Imagine what we’ll be caring about in another 20 years.

The gloomy rain continues, although it’s not quite as cold as it was. I enjoy going out on my balcony and listening to the sound of the rain on the trees covering the mountainside, the smell of wet foliage and the watery sounds the birds seem to make when it rains. I’m still very happy with my apartment after six months of living here. After discovering how nice it is to live out here and how little of an inconvenience it is to go into the city, I think that even if I had to move I’d look for another place either out here, in Muzha or even up north (though it’s pricier up there).

I took a trip downtown today to run some errands and see a movie (Brother Bear….don’t ask), and I was surprised at how different the crowd demographics are from where I live now. I honestly think it’s unhealthy to live in the area around Sogo, as it gives one a rather skewed view of things. I realize that staying in any one place too long might have a similar effect, but it’s just so strange and unrepresentative over there that I would think it would cause an even larger distortion than most places between the real world and bizarro-model-runway-land.

posted by Poagao at 3:14 pm  
Jan 27 2004

回新竹

今年過年好好玩. 我回新竹看看這邊的家人, 大家團結在一起的感覺真不錯, 氣氛很好. 新竹變了不少, 市中心都從新設計過. 初二去宜蘭邊玩邊看一間道教裡面的主廟. 從台北開車一至塞車塞到宜蘭, 天氣又冷又下雨. 但是離開台北的感覺不錯, 東部的空氣較新鮮. 以後決定多抓機會去那邊玩, 到處去兜兜風. 但是現在並不曉到底要怎樣. 再說吧.

新年快樂!

猴年行大運!

posted by Poagao at 3:36 am  
Jan 27 2004

WARNING: LONG-ASS POST It’s a cold, rainy morni…

WARNING: LONG-ASS POST

It’s a cold, rainy morning. I just learned that a phone interview I had scheduled with a radio show in the states called Pacific Time has been postponed, and I really don’t feel like going out in this weather. So, rather than going back to bed and wrapping myself up in a blanket, I’ll tell you what’s been going on recently here.

Everything started closing down on lunar New Year’s eve. Harry and Mark were coming over for some hot-pot at my place, as no restaurants seemed to be open. I even called Dominoes at 3pm to learn they were already shut down. Thankfully Mark got to RT Mart just before they closed and managed to buy enough hot-pot stuff to feed everyone.

It used to be a lot worse. I remember when absolutely everything shut down for at least a week, sometimes longer. It was as if there was a permanant air-raid warning, or a typhoon. Taipei became a ghost town, tumbleweeds and all. No garbage services, no laundry…even convenience stores were closed. Over the years this phenomenon has been disappearing, the time everything closes getting shorter, and more businesses staying open over the holiday.

After a delicious hot-pot session, we went over to a nearby temple to attend their new-year ceremony thing. It was quite cold already. The priests and their devotees put on purple robes and burned incense to the plethora of gods on display, big fat smiling gods, fearsome judge gods, gentle motherly gods and kick-ass gods with swords raised above their heads. The head priest, a guy named Chen who had told me a little about the history of the place, did a little dance at the alter accompanied by the chanting of the other priests.

We set out early the next morning for Xinzhu. Traffic was heavy, but we kept moving all the way. I was on my way to visit my adopted family here, the Lins. I hadn’t been back there in years, so it was nice to see everyone. We piled in my little brother Lin Yi-ping’s car and went around town visiting various friends and family, some of which I knew from before, as well as some I’d never met. It was interesting and everyone seemed in good spirits. Chinese New Year still remains the closest thing they have here to Christmas, spirit-wise. At Christmas people put up decorations and play holiday music, but to them it’s just another western holiday, one that hasn’t really penetrated the culture. Whereas at New Year’s people seem a little happier and generous. It’s a holiday they can get into.

After all the holiday stuff, I went over to Xinzhu’s new mall, called Fengcheng or Windance in English. It’s a huge plastic-looking edifice, with futuristic adornment that will be covered in dust and dated in a matter of months. The interior was packed with people, like me, who were on holiday and just finished visiting relatives. The top floors contained a small amusement park, complete with a small, tepid looking rollercoaster, a mini-go-cart track with electric cars, and several other downsized rides that did far less than they appeared capable of doing. It took me half an hour just to find the exit. It was an uneventful drive back to Taipei.

The next morning Mark, Harry and Mark’s South African friend Lawrence picked me up in Xindian on their way down Beixin Road to Ilan. There are essentially two ways to get to Ilan; you can take the coast road, which winds through the traffic hole that is Keelung, or you can take the Beixin highway through the mountains. A freeway that bores through the mountains has been under construction for many years, and though it’s been held up by collapses, leaks, etc., I heard that they just completed the last tunnel.

Needless to say, traffic was bad, even though the weather was still wet and freezing. “Why is everyone going to Ilan?” I kept wondering. I knew why we were going: Harry wanted to see the main Taoist Temple in Taiwan, the head temple, so to speak. I just wanted to get out of town for a while, and the east coast is always interesting.

We came across a few rocks and several inexplicable accidents on the road in which cars had run into bridge railings and phone poles on the opposite side of the road from where they should have been. It might have been due to the fog, which sometimes enveloped us completely. The little town of Pingxi was flooded with tourists, some, incredibly, on motorcycles (severely uncomfortable I’m sure, but faster as they could and did ride between cars). At one point traffic was stopped for half an hour after someone apparently simply abandoned their car in the middle of the road. It was a relief when the Ilan flood plain came into view from under dark rain clouds.

I knew that Harry’s search for his temple would take us all over Ilan County, but I didn’t mind taking the scenic route so I stayed out of the arguments he and Mark were having over which way to go. They would find it eventually. In the meantime I was just enjoying being in a new and different place. The air and light seemed different. The ocean lay off to the east, you could tell by the cloud formations and lack of haze in that direction, and the mountains to the west, big blue things, were also wreathed in white clouds. Ilan itself looked wet and dreary for the most part, though I could see some improvements had been made since my last visit. The main road was in the process of being widened, halves of houses looking abashed on each side. From the mountains Ilan looks flooded, but when you descend you discover it’s made up of flooded rice fields. All in all, if I were to choose an east-coast city to live it, I’d prefer Hualian, which feels smaller and more three-dimensional.

Eventually we did find the Main Taoist Temple. It was located well out of town up on a hillside and surrounded by forest. A jovial older man was handing out bunches of incense sticks at the entrance, wishing everyone a happy new year. The temple itself was laid out in a traditional courtyard fashion, major gods in the center, less major gods at the sides, and a dragon in the back with spring water gushing out of its mouth for people to drink. I had a sip, and didn’t feel any ill effects. It wasn’t exactly Evian, though.

I took some pictures for Harry, and some for myself, and then we were just standing around, spending time to make ourselves feel it was worth it to come here all the way from Taipei. It was a nice temple, but really just another temple. But at least I got to get out of Taipei and spend a few hours on the east coast. I should take a long weekend and do it on my motorcycle some time, weather permitting.

It was night by the time we headed back, stopping along the way to pick up some local snacks. I got peanut cookies with sesame filling; two great tastes and all that. But it was really cold, the temperatures were down in the single digits, and I was glad to get back home and into a hot shower.

Saturday I got a call from Shirzi, who is back in town. We arranged to meet at City Hall Station, from which we proceeded to walk around Taipei 101 and New York New York, where Dean joined us. Shirzi broke out his “Christmas gifts”, which turned out to be a strange Japanese alcoholic drink called Chu-hi or something. It tasted lemony and delivered a real kick.

We had some lunch in the area and retired to Dean’s place to show Shirzi the Clay Soldiers DVD, and then we watched some other movies while drinking more Chu-hi, switching to home-made vodka cruisers later. I don’t drink often; I’ll have a drink with friends, but for some reason Dean and Shirzi find the Drunk TC a facinating person. I don’t know why this is; when I’m drunk I tend to discard what little reservations I have against speaking my mind and just start saying things off the top of my head, things most people would consider rather insulting.

But that’s the way I am sober, too. Hmm.

Sunday was wonderful. I went back to Xinzhu because it was the fourth day of the new year, and the whole family would congregate at the Lin’s house. I had worried about getting a train ticket, but all I had to do was take the MRT to the train station, stand in a short line, and Viola! I had round-trip tickets to Xinzhu, window seats both ways. By the time the train surfaced just south of Banqiao, the sun had even come out. I was in the mood for travelling, and setting out on a train on a cold clean morning is a wonderful feeling.

Instead of heading directly over to the Lin’s house, I walked around downtown Xinzhu for a little. The place has really changed in the years since I lived there. The canals have been cleaned and not only have live fish in them, but paths have been constructed on each side. The East Gate’s been surrounded with walkways and an underground space with the foundations of the old bridge on display. City Hall is hidden under a big canvas with the likeness of city hall on it while it goes under rennovations. The old theater’s been converted into a stately museum, and some of the roads have been repaved with cobblestones. New department stores have opened up in addition to Windance, including Sogo and Mitsukoshi. Even the train station itself has been repainted in a more conservative stone grey more befitting its colonial facade.

The city is developing towards the west, in the direction of the science park (my old basic training center has been completely surrounded by factories by now), so the eastern part of town where the Lins live is pretty quiet these days. The whole extended family was gathered for lunch at their house by the time I got there, including Lin Yi-ping, his wife and three kids (Yeah, I’m an Ah-bei now. Urgh), his brother and two of his sisters, their husbands and respective children, as well as Lin Yi-ping’s mother, her husband’s sister, her husband, and other assorted relative. The crowd turned into a riot when the adults produced a big box full of little covered compartments, each of which held a small toy. The kids attacked the box and soon each child was surrounded by a small mound of small plastic toys. They were really cute, and I was in such a good mood watching them open their presents I didn’t mind the chaos one bit. It felt like Christmas, it really did.

Later on I visited another old friend, Zhong You-ding, who runs a watch-and-glasses store nearby the Lin’s house. His legs don’t work, so he uses crutches and a motorcycle with extra wheels. His mainland Chinese wife is visiting relatives in the mainland at the moment, so it was just him and his father running the store. I was surprised he was open over the holiday, but he said he didn’t have much else to do. By a strange coincidence our mutual friend Chen Che-kang, with whom I used to work as an assistant cameraman back in the day, and who now lives in San Jose, is in Taiwan getting officially married at a Catholic church in Xindian on the 8th.

I went to Eslite and bought the last two copies of my book they had in stock (“You don’t look like the picture,” the clerk said, but they gave me an author discount anyway), and gave one copy to You-ding and another to a friend of his and Che-kang’s who was visiting. The friend, Yang Qi, is a colonel in the air force and wanted a copy to read and show his friends at the air force office in Taipei where he worked.

We chatted for a while, and when I commented on the new motorcycle You-ding told me some asshat had stolen his old one. Now who would steal an old and very used, beat-up motorcycle with training wheels, one that obviously belongs to a handicapped person? Amazing.

I went back to the Lins for a nice hot meal, more chatting and roughhousing with the kids. Lin Yi-ping’s older son, who is kindergarten-aged, looks just like him, while his daughter, almost in textbook fashion, resembles her mother.

My train was at nine, but I took a little time to walk around a bit more before boarding. The area was full of people, including many southeast Asians. Xinzhu seems much more international than it ever did before. I decided I should visit more in the future.

Yesterday was the last official day of the holidays. It’s back to work for most people today, and the weather’s turned cold and rainy once again. What now? I have no idea, but at least I had a great Chinese New Year.

posted by Poagao at 3:26 am  
Jan 20 2004

It’s that time of year again. The Urban Nomad Film…

It’s that time of year again. The Urban Nomad Film Festival is just around the corner. This will be the third year I’ve had a submission, and this time it will of course be the final final edition of Lady X: Clay Soldiers, on the big screen for the first time (provided I can get it into an acceptable format; Premiere is rendering it as I type this). It will be interesting to see how it looks up there, particularly since it looks a lot better even on a TV screen than on the Internet. UB is on about the same time as the Taipei Film Festival, so if you’re not all festivaled out after Golden Horse, and you’re into either deep abstract brooding film festival pieces or light amateur expat stuff, I imagine there’s going to be something for you somewhere around here.

Thursday is New Year’s day, the first of the lunar new year, and I’ll be in Xinzhu. In the meantime I have to clean up my place, not just in accordance with custom, but also because my place is a mess and could use a good cleaning. It’s been raining all day, with temperatures hovering in the low teens, and the weather forecast calls for it getting down to 6 degrees over the next few days. Definitely indoor-activity weather.

The phone guy came around this morning and hooked up my new old phone. He was impressed with the workmanship of the thing. “See that dial plate?” he enthused. “That’s a porcelain dial plate, with a brass dial! Man, they sure knew how to make them back then.” However, there might be something wrong with the handset connection, as it sounds scratchy with static cutting in and out. I have no idea who would be interested in fixing such an antique, so I’ll probably just take it apart myself some time and clean it up. It does everything I want it to do already, and dialing long cell phone numbers on the slow click-click-click dial should be listed as a Zen patience exercise.

I had a really disturbing dream last night. I dreamt that I was in a house in southern California, and after a long period of arduous research, I had discovered that I wasn’t actually related to Ice Cube. Big surprise there, I know. But here’s the disturbing part: In the dream, the fact that he was in love with me did nothing to alleviate my intense feelings of distress over the discovery that we weren’t related. ‘Cause, you know, you’d think it would at least cheer me up a little, hypothetically speaking.

posted by Poagao at 5:02 pm  
Jan 19 2004

Can’t eat chicken these days. In addition to t…

Can’t eat chicken these days. In addition to the fact that the tasty fowl are apparently arming for combat, we’ve got bird flu to worry about. Can’t eat pork ’cause of foot-and-mouth disease. Beef is out due to all the mad cows running around discussing stem cell theory with people they’ve never even met.

I, for one, suspect the vegetarian antichrist.

posted by Poagao at 8:04 am  
Jan 18 2004

The other day I was in the city dropping off some …

The other day I was in the city dropping off some more DVDs and found myself on Jinhua Street for some reason. I recalled that a friend of mine had mentioned that an antique shop near there had old phones, so I looked around and found the place, which is located on a small park.

They did indeed have several old phones, including a couple of big black things most likely used as murder weapons in the 40s, along with some older hanging wooden boxes that required cranking up so you could ask Edna the Operator to connect you to the Hudsons over on 3rd street. Another rusty white phone was also the hanging type but was obviously a 50’s version of retro. My friend had told me that the owner had quoted amazingly expensive prices to them. I’ve looked old phones up on ebay and the like, and they tend to run up to US$200 or so. New phones aren’t generally much cheaper, but there is not a single good-looking new phone on the market today. They’re all wrapped in tacky glittery blue plastic straight from the 1983 “Buch Rogers in the 25th Century” backlot set sale. This is why phones aren’t used as murder weapons any more. Try killing someone with one of those flimsy things!

The owner quoted me a good price, though, and told me what he originally paid for the phones way back when he got them from the phone company. I bargained him down to the original price (or so he said) and got myself a big black hunk o’ NEC phone. I don’t know what model it is as I can’t find it on the Internet, but the dial sticker is in Japanese so it’s most likely pre-1945. The folks at Chunghwa Telecom said they could hook it up if it’s not broken.

Another customer came in and sat down at the little table, and the three of us chatted over tea and oranges. The other customer was friendly in a slightly crazy way. He runs a tea shop over on Dunhua South Road and knows all about all kinds of tea. He told us about his experiences in mainland China looking for unique teas. He’d been to Singapore and other places as well. One thing he couldn’t abide was rich show-offs. “I hate those fuckers,” he said. “You come up to me with your fancy car and clothes and expect me to pay attention to you, but I can just ignore you!” He must get a lot of that where he is, since the intersection of Dunhua and Ren-ai is rife with pretentious rich people.

I learned that the antique shop owner used to be an elementary school teacher, which is why everyone called him “Teacher Liu”. Most of the stuff in the shop was detrius leftover from his old house. “I’ll never sell it all,” he told me. “There’s too much.”

After an hour or so the slightly crazy guy left, leaving his card and making me promise to visit his teashop. I told him I might need a place to film someday, so who knows? After he was gone, Teacher Liu told me the teashop guy was actually quite rich.

Another fellow walked in, Teacher Liu’s old neighbor, an older man surnamed Chen. He brought dried black beans to go with the tea. I had no particular place to go, so I stayed on and chatted some more. The conversation was about 60% Mandarin and 40% Taiwanese, a kind of code switching I suppose, though nobody would consider it such here. We even talked politics, though Teacher Liu said he usually avoids such topics as politics and religion.

Eventually it got dark, and I left. On my way to the MRT station I came across a very small antique market. One shop had mainland Chinese propaganda posters, including one with a red guard and a map, reading “We must liberate Taiwan!” It was being purchased by a Japanese student and a Taiwanese guy who said he wanted to change the wording to read “We must liberate China!” The wonders of Photoshop. I snapped a high-resolution picture with my digital camera before he rolled it up, though, so I may do something with it later.

I usually do this thing from work (shhhh), but since I haven’t been in the office at all this month, the bloggin’s been mighty scarce. Things should pick up in February, though, blogwise.

posted by Poagao at 3:31 am  
Jan 15 2004

中文歌

網路上哪個網站可以找中文歌mp3呢. 我發現我舊錄影帶上又好幾首喜歡的歌, cd也找不到啦. ‘馬屁王朝’, ‘是

posted by Poagao at 5:38 pm  
Jan 15 2004

One post a week! Amazing. I’ve been busy the past …

One post a week! Amazing. I’ve been busy the past few days working with Darrell getting together a quicky DVD copy of Clay Soldiers ready for submission to the Taipei Film Festival. I know, it’s not really a festival kind of film, but what the hell, might as well give it a shot. Entry’s free in any case. I must say the DVD looks and sounds much better than any other version I’ve seen so far; it’s like watching a different film. It would be really surreal to see it on a truly big screen, but that’s probably not going to happen.

Otherwise not much has been going on. Slow Chinese New Year holiday, lots of bookstores are festooned with various shiny red-and-gold decorations/good luck symbols. Since I’m not working at the moment I don’t have much of a reason to go into town, though I did today to submit the film. Afterwards I went to visit the latest addition to the Mitsukoshi Empire in the Xinyi District, A8. It’s their third department store on the same block, and it’s filled with expensive useless shit just like the other ones. In the lobby is the Mitsukoshi Plan for World Domination, or at least their plan to cover the entire area with cloned department stores featuring women’s clothing and jewelry. Alas.

The weather was nice today, but tomorrow it’s supposed to get cold again. One of the many useless resolutions I made, along with millions of other people no doubt, it to exercise more and eat better, but when it gets cold all I want to do is wrap up in a blanket and doze.

It being Chinese New Year’s, house cleaning is in order. I’ve been going through old cassette tapes leftover from the pre-digital age, and discovering that I used to listen to some cool music that I can’t find these days, even online. Chinese music is difficult to search for online, or maybe I don’t know the best sites for that yet.

Yeah, I know, typical boring entry. I should wait until I have something interesting to write about.

posted by Poagao at 3:30 pm  
Jan 08 2004

When I was in high school, I loved Bloom County. I…

When I was in high school, I loved Bloom County. I had all the books and read the comic in the newspaper every day. I had a Bloom County T-shirt that was so strange-looking it distracted people from my braces. I even used a Bloom County theme, including self-drawn poster art featuring Steve Dallas drinking a martini at the typewriter, in my 1985 campaign for the position of Russian Club Recording Secretary.

Don’t laugh, it worked.

Since Berke Breathed went into his Outland phase and got really weird, I haven’t liked a single other comic strip the way I enjoyed Bloom County. That is, until now. Now I have seen the light that is Sluggy Freelance. I realize that other, more knowledgable comics afficionadoes have long known about Sluggy for years, but now I know the truth. And the truth is that, as much as I admire Genma the Panda from Ranma 1/2, Bun-Bun the Mini-lop not only kicks ass, he’d look great on a campaign poster for Taipei County Magistrate. “Vote for me!” Ka-click!

posted by Poagao at 12:35 pm  
Jan 03 2004

I had loaned my Band of Brothers DVD set to Kirk a…

I had loaned my Band of Brothers DVD set to Kirk a while ago, but he never watched it. I know how he feels. Band of Brothers is one of the best pieces of entertainment out there, but the way it was marketed made it sound more like “Saving Private Ryan: The Miniseries”. That was why I wasn’t particularly interested, so I can understand why Kirk didn’t want to watch it at first. After seeing one episode on HBO I went out and rented the DVDs. Then I bought the set and watch it all front-to-back on occasion. I wonder if it would have gotten more recognition if it hadn’t been for Saving Private Ryan.

“You never even tried to watch it, right?” I asked him.

He shook his head and said, “How did you know that?” I knew it because if he had looked at even a part of one disk, he would have wanted to watch the whole thing. So I put the first disk in, turned on the Chinese subtitles, and we watched Part 1.

The next afternoon I got a call from Kirk. “I just finished the series,” he said. “It took me ten hours, but I’m done. But I might want to watch it again.”

posted by Poagao at 4:28 am  
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