Jan
19
2004
Can’t eat chicken these days. In addition to t…
Can’t eat chicken these days. In addition to the fact that the tasty fowl are apparently arming for combat, we’ve got bird flu to worry about. Can’t eat pork ’cause of foot-and-mouth disease. Beef is out due to all the mad cows running around discussing stem cell theory with people they’ve never even met.
I, for one, suspect the vegetarian antichrist.
