Poagao's Journal

Absolutely Not Your Monkey

Jul 17 2002

ben anonymously: I need a cool taiwanese nickname …

ben anonymously: I need a cool taiwanese nickname

Poagao: Why?

ben anonymously: i dunno

ben anonymously: Ben is so.. dull


Poagao: Ben means stupid in Chinese.

ben anonymously: you have two names, and they are both ….

ben anonymously: dammit

ben anonymously: remind me to not tell people my name if I get to china


Poagao: What’s your full name?

ben anonymously: Benjamin Taylor Grogan

Poagao: Hmm

Poagao: There’s Chinese name generators out there.

Poagao: They tend to bestow awkward-sounding names that any Chinese will know was a translation, tho

ben anonymously: hrm

ben anonymously: i want to be translated as “Fierce Woman Devourer”

ben anonymously: or “Makes Much Money”

ben anonymously: something like that 🙂


Poagao: Hmmm, might have problems getting dates with the first one

Poagao: the second is good, tho

ben anonymously: “Wonderous in Bed”

ben anonymously: ah well


Poagao: Gao or Guan as a surname, prolly

Poagao: Or even Gan

Poagao: Although if misprounounced, Gan means Fuck

ben anonymously: Ben Gan!

ben anonymously: Stupid Fuck!

ben anonymously: I KNEW it!


Poagao: Yes. It’s a conspiracy.

ben anonymously: oh my god

ben anonymously: in Chinese my name is Stupid Fuck

ben anonymously: that is too funny


Poagao: Imagine the odds

ben anonymously: I’m dying here! Oh my god!

Poagao: Calm down. I’m sure a lot of people are named Stupid Fuck in Chinese…

ben anonymously: that is HILARIOUS!

ben anonymously: I am now Ben Gan

ben anonymously: wait.

ben anonymously: Gan would be first, right?


Poagao: Yeah, surnames come first in Chinese

ben anonymously: so Fuck Stupid

Poagao: Gan Ben

ben anonymously: that sounds more like a manifesto

Poagao: or a corporate motto

ben anonymously: i want to work for that company!

Poagao: Tell me about it.

As if this weren’t funny enough, I just found out that one of the women in upper management at my company is named “If”. “If Chen” is her name. Jaysus.

posted by Poagao at 7:56 am  
Jul 16 2002

Kirk and I were going through the two publishers’ …

Kirk and I were going through the two publishers’ contracts last night, and we turned up some interesting things in the Locus contract, which is, I was told, their standard contract with a few additions. Some of the things we found were simply unacceptable, and I have called to set up a meeting tonight after work to discuss their position on these issues. It would be bad enough if they are simple oversights; it would make me wonder how much attention they are paying to this project. If they insist on these terms, however, then I doubt there’s any reason why I should go with them, especially as the other publisher’s contract doesn’t seem to have the same problems. This discovery is actually a bit of a relief, since I have been looking for something to break the tie, as it were. Still, their attitude is important, and I will find out more in that department tonight. If I am going to be dealing with these people throughout the publishing process, I need to feel good about working with them.

Fast-typing Woman was at it again this morning when I got to work. I have no idea who she is, but she seems to be typing extremely long e-mails on Hotmail, so either she’s posting to her weblog via email, or she’s annoying people individually. I prefer the mass-market approach myself.

I passed yet another commercial shoot at Warner Village today when I went to lunch. As with all of the previous shoots I’ve seen being filmed there, it involved a thin young women with unlikely white skin and sunglasses, sitting on a bench. Occasionally these ghost-like apparitions move around, walking slowly back and forth, but their expressions are always the same kind of vapid arrogance you’d see on the visage of Ivana Trump, possibly after a lobotomy. I can’t help but wonder what these people are thinking, but then I know what they’re thinking. I work in an office full of people who think the same, unoriginal thoughts, people who think that the same old, tired formula of whispy, emotionless girls wafting around Warner Village=inspiring commercial.

Gah. After such an active weekend, sitting down and doing next to nothing all day is irritating. The other night when I was walking up and down Ba-de Rd. looking at monitors, I would pass the TVBS building, where I used to work. Nowadays, every time I see a film crew, even if they are filming an insipid skincare product commercial, I feel a little stab of nostalgia for my time as a cameraman. Sure, it would suck running around all day in this heat and humidity with a heavy camera and accessories, but at least I felt like I’d done something when I got home at the end of the day.

I’ve been wearing my new helmet the past few days, and I must say that it makes my motorcycle sound a lot better, in that I can’t hear it as much. It actually sounds like it’s operating at a reasonable volume, and the thick padding takes away a great deal of the harshness. If I had enough money I would buy a motorcycle whose engine actually sounded good, but for now I will just have to make do with a helmet to make Gen-dou-yun (¸ò¤æ¶³) at least seem to sound good.

posted by Poagao at 8:32 am  
Jul 15 2002

I spent most of Friday after work down at the Guan…

I spent most of Friday after work down at the Guang-hua Market on Ba-de Rd. It’s easy to get ripped off down there, but if you’re careful you can find some decent bargains. Usualy when the vendors see a non-Chinese face they jack the prices up, so you have to make sure the clerks know they’re dealing with someone who knows his way around. I narrowed down my picks for a new monitor to an Eizo, Mozo and Samsung, but the shops closed before I was able to make up my mind, and I walked home, once again monitor-free, and experienced the novel feeling of reading a book before bed instead of doing anything computer-related.

The next morning I settled on the cheaper of my trio of choices, the Samsung 171T, over the larger and heavier Mozo as well as the more expensive Eizo. Luckily they had some in stock, and I had it up and running in no time at all. Suddenly my desk is twice as large, and I have to say the colors and contrast look great. I had to reinstall Jedi Knight II to use the new drivers, but otherwise it’s been great so far.

That afternoon I went over to the Chungking Mansions Taipei again to have another look at the room, this time by day. The group of shirtless men were still playing Mahjong next to the spiral outside stairwell, but this time I was greeted with a noxious cloud of cooking exhaust coming from the apartment across the hall. It vanished when I got inside the apartment, but damn! I’d have to remember to avoid coming or going during eating hours if I lived there. The place seemed smaller in the daylight, but at least there is lots of light coming in the windows. I still like it and hope I can move in there. Ann still hasn’t told her landlord she’s moving, though, so who knows what will happen.

I was sitting on the sofa drinking grapefruit juice and chatting with Ann about her weekend plans when Little P called. He had just woken up, after getting in to town late last night. Apparently leave was a close thing for him this week, as he had been caught either sleeping on guard duty, smoking on guard duty, or some combination thereof. We met up at his place and went to the West Gate District to see Men in Black II, but the line at the Guobin Theater spilled out onto the street. We retired to Friday’s to escape the heat as Little P called his brother to see if he could get tickets for us online. No luck, so after a meal we went to another theater and waited in line, sucking on melon bars to cool ourselves off. An Italian guy named Gino joined us there. Gino seems to be here studying Chinese, but I couldn’t be sure because we didn’t talk much.

The movie was entertaining, but seemed to be more about reminisnance than actually telling the story. It ended just as I was wondering when the third act would begin, yet another sequel made just because people thought it would be cool to have a sequel and make even more money. Michael Jackson’s cameo was funny, and the spit rap scene between Will Smith and Biz Markee was hilarious, but the movie itself seemed no more than bells and whistles.

After the movie we wandered around the alleys looking at the wide assortment of clothing/jewelry/whatever available in West Gate. Little P knew the owner of one of the shops, a portly little guy with 80s-esque dyed-blond hair. He made several references to Little P’s apparently wild past, and showed us the tattoo on his shoulder. I was going to buy a hat from him to replace the Mao hat I got on the mainland and then lost, but at NT$500 the denim version seemed a little steep.

We had been browsing around Tower Records for a bit when Gino declared he was whacked and went home, and Little P and I went back to his place, where his friends were playing on the PS2 they had brought over with them. We played until the wee hours of the morning, and when I realized that these guys weren’t going to stop until at least daylight, I bowed out and went home. Little P had a bus to catch back to Kaohsiung the next morning, in any case.

Mindcrime came up on Sunday, but I had already made plans for brunch at the newly rennovated and now 86%-more-barlike Jake’s Urban Renewal Kitchen, where we discussed the play. They’re bringing in a ringer to play Rick, so I will either have an accessory role or just heckle the other actors. At least I won’t have to devote that much time to it, or let my hair grow out for the part.

Dean and I met up with Shirzi and Peter in the bamboo grove for sword practice at around 5. It was a lot cooler in the shade, but soon enough we were sweating pretty heavily, and mosquitoes swarmed around my ankles, which were unprotected as I was wearing my tevas. We started out in the usual fashion, stretching a bit, running, basic stuff. We started to do more free-form fighting, and Shirzi then introduced us to the two-on-one attack, where one person fights two people, one on each side, but in turns. I was really into it. Too into it, I suppose. I took it relatively easy on Dean, but for some reason I felt I could go all out on Shirzi. It felt a bit like the final lightsaber fight in Jedi, when Luke just loses it and cuts off dear old Poppa Vader’s arm. I was trying every trick in my (admittedly small) book o’ tricks.

It was the first time I’d ever seen Shirzi pissed off. He ended the fight abruptly by blocking one of my attacks so forcefully with his broadsword than it cut my sword in half, a large section of my blade just barely missing Shirzi’s head as it spun away. There was an awkward silence, and I felt everyone staring at me. “I’m sorry, that was my fault,” I said. Damn, I thought, my dark side’s showing again!

Shirzi was his normal, mellow self again within a few minutes, but I’m not sure what he was really thinking. He’s leaving Taiwan on Friday, so this was our last class together. Not the best way to remember our swordfighting, unfortunately.

Dean, Shirzi and Peter went off to DV8, but I had Taijiquan practice at 7, and I didn’t want to be late again after being warned once. I needed time to think about what had just happened anyway, and going through the slow forms is a good way to calm down and reflect. Afterwards I made my usual trek back to the Nanjing East Road MRT station, listening to old Chinese love songs on the radio as I looked for alleys I’d never walked down before.

But now it’s Monday. I’m back in the office, and I need to make a decision on a publisher here. It’s a tough call; on one side I have the small, eager company that has been very cooperative, and on the other I have the larger, better-known company that probably has more connections, but also publishes a lot more books and might not pay as much attention to the project. Not being experienced in the ways of publishing, I find it hard to judge which would be the better choice. I need to decide soon, though. Eenie Meenie Miny Moe…

posted by Poagao at 3:16 am  
Jul 12 2002

I felt like seeing a movie on Wednesday night. No …

I felt like seeing a movie on Wednesday night. No matter that I also needed to go look for a new monitor, as mine was done for. I tried to get Maoman and Berta to come over to Warner Village, but they both had plans. That was it, then; I went and bought one ticket to see Minority Report. It was that kind of night.

I enjoyed the film, but several flaws kept me clicking my tongue with the thought of how much better it could have been with a director dedicated to a vision rather than a director dedicated to manipulative entertainment. There were several continuity problems that were just careless, but the biggest flaw was the ending, as others have pointed out. I think it was too bright; a bittersweet ending would have suited the cauldron of emotions created by the story much better; the dessert was too sweet, and it left us confused about what we were being told. I think perhaps shunting the happy-children-in-the-cottage scene a bit earlier and ending on the main character and his wife would have helped, but it wouldn’t have solved the problem.

Another glaring problem was with Tom Cruise. He played the character of Officer John Anderton ok, but without convincing depth. I know, who are we talking about here? I’m sure he lined the producers’ pockets much better than a better, lesser known actor would have, and that pisses me off for some reason. I suppose I’m not ready for Hollywood Big Time if I still think like that, but I do.

Last night, after meeting with a friend from Eslite Bookstore for publishing advice, I finally embarked on my quest for a new LCD monitor, fully intending to not get home empty-handed. I even forsook my motorcycle in anticipation of lugging the thing home. My first stop was the Nova shopping center, where I found a lot of “we don’t have that model but we can get it for you tomorrow” from little shops. Then I went to T-zone, which didn’t have much of anything, and then to Tek or whatever the big yellow taxi-signed store is. They had a good selection, but unfortunately they tended to install shiny glass covers on their LCD monitors, resulting in annoying reflections and fingerprints.

Before I knew it it was 9:30 and everything was closed. I was tired and thirsty, and it was hot, so I took the MRT home and had a late dinner at Grandma Nitti’s. Petting the large orange cat there, making it happy by rubbing behind its ears, made me feel a bit better. The food wasn’t bad, either. I still haven’t decided what to do about the monitor thing, though. It’s going to cost me a large chunk o’ change in any case; I just don’t want to get ripped off too badly.

Mindcrime is in town at the moment, along with HG (His Girl) Janice. It’s Friday and everyone is at the Company Meeting. I stopped going to Company Meetings after I found out how utterly useless and time-wasting they were. I’d rather sit here and update my blog. Far more interesting, if you ask me. Still, even though it’s pretty nice out, I don’t feel like it’s Friday. Probably the unresolved monitor issue nagging at me. At least I got my motorcycle registration renewed at lunch, which involved a very political conversation with a taxi driver. Luckily we saw eye-to-eye in that respect, although he was a bit scary as far as the intensity of his convictions went.

I was asked recently to be a moderator on the Oriented forums. I respectfully declined, citing my volitile personality and certain tendencies to mock people. Nice of them to ask, though. It just seems to me that being a moderator is one step beyond obsession with that forum, and I don’t need to get any closer than I already am to that particular state of being.

posted by Poagao at 9:51 am  
Jul 10 2002

I have banished the ‘refresh’ buttom from my brows…

I have banished the ‘refresh’ buttom from my browser menu, owing to its recent treacherous behavior. Hopefully it will spend the time thinking about what it’s done, and how it can improve itself, make something useful of itself in the future. This should also send a strong message to the ‘home’ and ‘favorites’ buttons concerning what should happen to them if they fail to keep their noses clean.

Lileks wrote about first-person shooters today in a way that echoed many of my thoughts on the subject. I’m getting tired of running around shooting things. Perhaps it’s the inevitable mellowness settling over me in my old age, but I wonder what a game would be like if, instead of pouring all of their resources into huge maps and the telemetry of spinning corpses, developers concentrated on a pure and vivid atmosphere, the essence of what made games like Dark Forces and Half-life such fun to play. You might think that it was the shooting bit that did it, but for me it was the feeling of being ensconced inside another world, a place to explore. Unreal was beautiful, but it lacked the atmosphere. In many such games I turn on the god mode just so I don’t have to worry about the shooting part, just walking around and enjoying the feeling of being in the place. At the moment I am playing Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast. Recently I made it to a place where you’re in a cavernous, darkened cantina, with tinny music playing and a sprinkling of characters sitting around. I would have loved to just sit down at a table and watch what happened, take in the details, etc. But as soon as I began talking to the bartender, the blast doors came crashing down and everyone in the place started shooting at me. Then, after I had killed everyone or run them off, the corpses disappeared, and the place was dead, a collection of interesting polygons.

I know it sounds cheesy, but what if there were a game where there wasn’t such a lethal mandate to kill everyone in sight, where one had to make decisions, subtle ones. Programmers would probably tell me that we don’t have the technology to do such a thing and do it well, but surely we have attained a level where we can begin thinking about introducing a greater level of complexity into our killing games, at least making us thinking a bit about slaughtering everyone in the room before, or even as we do it.

(There is a Chinese-American woman a couple of cubicles over from my hammering away at the computer at at least 90 words per minute. She’s been on there for about half an hour so far. Is it the world’s longest email, or have I inadvertantly discovered one of Jody Lin’s many hidden posting spots?)

This morning I was offered, quite out of the blue, a tech-writing position out in Neihu for a bit more money than I am making now (not an incredible feat, that). If the idiot residents of that area hadn’t kept arguing about what capacity line they wanted for so many years and kept the Muzha Line from continuing up to Neihu, I would probably go for it. As it is it is tempting, but the commute would be problematic and possibly expensive, therefore reducing any financial benefit I gained from it. I also know precisely fuck-all about tech writing, but that doesn’t appear to be a problem for most tech writers.

In case you’re wondering what’s been going on with me in a photographic way lately, here are three new pictures at the Mirror Project, all from the Kymco event downstairs a while back.

In other news, Mayor Ma announced today, no doubt from underneath a very large umbrella, that the drought is over. It feels like the end of a dry spell on several different levels. All of the sudden, with the onset of rainy weather, many different developments and choices are presenting themselves, like insects crawling out of the woodwork: The publisher thing. The film festival. A possible new place to live. Job offers. Little P. A new monitor, a new helmet even.

It never rains…

posted by Poagao at 6:30 am  
Jul 09 2002

Do not adjust your monitors. Well, go ahead if it …

Do not adjust your monitors. Well, go ahead if it makes you happy, but it won’t do any good, since today’s entry is in Chinese. Just because I feel like it. Mwahahaha..ha.

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posted by Poagao at 8:27 am  
Jul 08 2002

I met up with Dean, Shirzi and Gavin at My Other P…

I met up with Dean, Shirzi and Gavin at My Other Place, where I had a surprisingly decent Mexican Chicken Wrapper. I say surprisingly because I never really liked the food at My Other Place. Gavin thought it looked so good he ordered one himself and, being the proper Englishman he is, promptly began to stuff the wrapper with chips.

Although the party at the 70’s Airport Love Palace was ostensibly an Independence Day Party, there was nary a barbeque nor an explosive device to be found. Instead, entertainment took the form of watching the pet alligator stalk, attack, and consume several mice placed on pieces of styrofoam in the small pool. There had been plans afoot to spray paint the mice red, white and blue, respectively, but clearer minds had prevailed over the idea, since such a display might have been taken the wrong way, especially by the alligator.

I didn’t actually watch the consumption of the mice myself, except for taking a few pictures. By that point I had consumed several glasses of the punch, which consisted of several different brands of vodka with a hint of lemonade mix, interspersed with lots of red wine, so I sat languidly in a chair on the balcony and watched the planes take off and land. I could tell what was going on with the alligator and the mice just by listening to the crowd in any case.

After waking up on Saturday afternoon and swearing my customary vow to Never Drink Like That Again, I shook off my hangover and went to pick up my motorcycle, which was parked where I had left it the night before. Since Dean’s Yanshui helmet was much too large and probably made from cardboard, I rode down to an accessory shop recommended by Maoman to get a real helmet. Maoman paid NT$16,000 for his several months ago, but I didn’t want to pay that kind of money. I picked out a nice red Shoei for NT$7,600, spurning the complicated designs of the more expensive helmets. This, of course, means that I will have to carry my helmet around with me like a foreigner rather than leaving it on my bike like most Taiwanese do, which also means that I will have to stop making fun of foreigners who carry their helmets around with them. Damn, I enjoyed that.

That night was Berta’s Birthday Bash. I walked into Mr. Paco’s Pizzaria at about 8 to find a long table surrounded by Berta and her friends, mostly Americans but with some Taiwanese present as well. I didn’t know many people, or else I had forgotten a lot of people. I’m terrible with names, faces, that sort of thing. The conversations were mostly centered around marriage, families, jobs, etc. The food was excellent, if expensive. At one point I was in the men’s part of the unisex bathroom when Berta and her friend came in, ostensibly to adjust her dress, but they soon began to talk about me. Nothing bad, of course, just your normal chit-chat. I waited until Berta had gone into the female stall before I made my exit, but the friend was still there. I noticed that she was an interesting shade of red.

After dinner Berta steered everyone (it was like herding cats, I tell you) over to Oz, a ritzy mimimalist bar with mirrors and a token DJ stand. I could tell immediately that it wasn’t my kind of place, so I bade my farewell and walked over to my friend Fish’s farewell party at his rooftop apartment on Heping E. Rd. The apartment was gringy and hot, and I was soon sweating copiously. I munched on barbequed corn and chicken sandwiches as I chatted with several of the English teachers who had congregated there. I felt a bit awkward, however, as I don’t really belong to that crowd. They were asking me questions about my visa status, questions I didn’t feel like answering, but I was too tired to make up my usually elaborate, purely fabricated answers, so I was relieved to get a call from Little P, who had managed to get leave and was in Taipei, at Fresh.

I took a cab over and found Little P on the balcony schmoozing with his friends. I was pretty tired, but he wanted to drink, dance and chat, so I waited around for him, don’t ask me why. I guess I kinda like the kid. I sat on the opulant red sofas and watched shirtless couples hug and kiss next to the bar on the second floor until Little P was ready to go. I spent the night at his place. Little P, by the way, is huggalicious. And that’s all I’m going to say about that.

Sunday was Berta’s real birthday, so we met up at United Mix for brunch out on the porch. Afterwards I had a little time before the Casablanca rehearsal, so I went over to the Chungking Mansions place and had a look around, to see it in the daytime. It was quiet, not many people around inside. I discovered a fairly disguesting yet thankfully not well-used wet market in the basement. The stairways were unlit. A group of men, naked to the waist in the summer heat, played Mah-jong in the hallway. Groups of kids ran around, upsetting the sprinkling of cats and the occasional dog in a cage. I asked one of the shop owners on the second floor how old the building, called the Xinwei Market, was. He said it was 30 years old. “How do you know that?” I asked.

“Because I’ve been here for 30 years,” he said, pointing at his barbershop and giving me a strange look.

Rehearsal was fun, as usual. I read the part of Rick, as usual. Parts haven’t been decided yet, but I think Rowan has his eye on another guy for Rick. In any case, it’s up to him; he’s the director. I just enjoy reading Rick. Later I showed Dean around the Xinwei Market building. He agreed that it was an interesting place. “I wouldn’t want to raise a kid here, though,” he added.

I had just enough time to go home and change before Taijiquan practice. Ok, well, not enough; I was in fact late, and got called on it by the teacher. He punished me by having me lead the class, the first time he’s ever done that to me. It was a good workout, though. I walked back to the MRT station listening to music, as I usually do, although this week’s program, Strauss, wasn’t quite as good as last week’s Bach.

And that, friends, pretty much sums up my weekend. Steve, who is back in Taiwan after a lengthy trip around Asia with his wife, met me for lunch today, and we talked about publishing over excellent noodles at Bellini Pasta. I met with the people at Locus this evening, and progress was made. They are drawing up a contract for me to have a look at sometime in the next few days. The terms aren’t as good as I had hoped, but they’re not unreasonable. Hopefully I will be able to decide on a publisher soon. My computer monitor at home is also becoming increasingly unusable, so I will most likely be forced to spend a large amount of cash on getting a new one.

posted by Poagao at 4:59 pm  
Jul 08 2002

Why don’t browsers include an "unrefresh" button? …

Why don’t browsers include an “unrefresh” button? Has anyone ever thought of this? I mean, DUH! Hello? Yeah, folks, this is what folks at Microsoft get paid 300k a year to sit around and not realize. I say this because, being the stupid ognoramuz I am, I clicked “refresh” instead of “post” just now and a 3,000-word essay on the past four days of my life promptly disappeared into the ether, never to return. Ok, TC, calm down. Breath. Breath. An angry monkey is not an effective monkey…

*to Vampires* CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT OFF THAT FUCKING ICRT CRAP? JESUS! I swear one of these day I’m gonna open up a window on your pasty asses. Eww, I just envisioned that.

Anyway, after experiencing the anguish that is Losing A Post, I decided to take out my frustrations on the collection of plastic water bottles I have accumulated on my desk. I swept them all to the floor and promptly began stomping them flat, jumping up and down on them and filling the office with a truely awesome cacophony. Just then, of course, a large group of Very Important PR People, business types in suits and jewelry, came by. Not knowing what to do, I continued stomping on the plastic bottles. One of the vampires called over to Kit, who sits behind me, and asked if my shennanigans were disturbing his work. Kit, who was downloading a Warcraft add-on for his Mac, shook his head.

Just a minute ago one of our PR people came over and asked if everything was ok. I played innocent and gave her a speech on the importance of recycling plastic water bottles.

posted by Poagao at 10:01 am  
Jul 05 2002

Mixing in the new soundtrack and adding the new cr…

Mixing in the new soundtrack and adding the new credits last night after work was a piece of cake. I was in and out of the studio. located on Nanjing E. Rd near Dongxing Rd., within half an hour, and the people there were very nice, all in all a huge relief. Afterwards I walked over to Dean’s to pick up one of his Yenshui helmets to tide me over until I can go buy a real helmet at one of the places Maoman recommended. A taxi ride later I was back home putting together the press kit for the film, which consists of a couple of posters, some stills, and a backgrounder. Doing the posters was pretty fun, actually. I enjoy graphic design.

Then this morning I copied the Beta SP tape to DV tape, filled out all the forms, stuff them, the tape and the CD-ROM into an envelope, and Fedexed it out Chicago-way. Shoop! That’s it. I wash my grubby little hands at it. All I have to do now is sit back and wait for the inevitable flood of accolades/criticism/rotten fruit in my mail. I should also be hearing from Locus today about whether they’ve decided to make a formal offer to publish the damn book.

There’s a party tonight at the 70’s Airport Love Palace, a July 4th Party, arranged by the Palace’s only American, Dan. Hopefully it will involve barbequed hamburgers from Costco; the last time I had those there they were really good. A cast of thousands should be there, including Shirzi, Dean, Peter and Maoman, who is tempting me with a trip to Borocay Island next Chinese New Year’s holiday.

More partying tomorrow with swordfighting in the bamboo grove, followed by a quick shower and Berta’s Birthday Bash, with a possibility of a barbeque with Fish (the shortish individual known to occasionally DJ at DV8, not the meat) later on. For Sunday, the usual brunch and Casablanca, but then again you already know that; I seem to be becoming my own worst nightmare: a predictable social person. And I don’t even have the salary for it. I should just go find a cave or small island somewhere and disappear for a bit, get my perspective back. Unfortunately, I don’t have the salary for that, either. I guess I’ll just have to settle for entertainment derived from two curiously incompatible headlines in the Taipei Times today:

Common sense needed on China

HK needs to throw caution to the wind

Whatever it is they’re smoking at that paper, I hope they bring it to the party tonight.

posted by Poagao at 8:19 am  
Jul 04 2002

I was poking around this page of discarded photogr…

I was poking around this page of discarded photographs this afternoon in an effort to rouse my brain from work-induced lethargy, when several details caught my eye. For example, when I was little I would often climb to the top of a playground rocketship just like this one, located just across from the Harris Country Public Library in Clear Lake City, southeast of Houston. I could swear that I was one of the kids in this picture, even though I’m sure this exact rocketship must have been found in thousands of playgrounds all over the nation in the early 70’s. Probably all rusted through by now.

The mural in the background of this photo almost matches the one on our dining room wall when I was a kid, too. Fortunately, I don’t recall anyone in our family having quite as awful taste in clothing as this fellow seems to possess.

This grandfather clock is the spitting image of my parent’s grandfather clock, which I believe they bought when we lived in Colorado. The closed-up turntable on the right looks familiar as well. I think it’s twin ended up in my room at one point. Fun with 78s, when I discovered that when you slowed down a Chipmunks LP, they turned out to be just regular, retarded-sounding guys.

In fact, all of these discarded photos are eerie. Take this one, obviously either the beginning or the end of a roll, or else someone opened the camera halfway through. It looks like a cold morning in the 70’s, and the feeling of thereness is almost palpable without the actual intended subject of the photo. Unintended, discarded, facinating. Now that we have entered the age of digital photography, pictures like these become an impossibility. Even if some old flash card is dug up in a garbage dump 40 years from now, how are you going to read it? It makes me want to put away my Canon, dig out my FM2, stuff it with old-fashioned film and start snapping away again, as I used to.

Ah-qiang has supposedly set up a slot for me at an editing place on Nanjing E. Road tonight after work. Here’s hoping this all works out. If it does, I can send everything in tomorrow, which should be enough time for it to get to Toronto in time. After that, it’s out of my hands.

In other news, the guy from Asian Culture called me again today. I don’t know how much longer I can stall them; Locus needs to give me an answer in the form of either a rejection or a solid offer soon so that we can get rolling on this whole book thing.

posted by Poagao at 8:42 am  
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