Poagao's Journal

Absolutely Not Your Monkey

Jun 14 2001

I’ve been reading Little.Yellow.Different today. V…

I’ve been reading Little.Yellow.Different today. Very entertaining. I needed something fresh and interesting to get away from all the earthquake talk around the office anyway. Now it is after 6 and I need to get out of here so I can see if the earthquake has trashed my room.

I now officially have too many email addresses. I have hinet, hotmail, yahoo, netscape and now GMX. Collect ’em all!

Hi, my name is TC and I am an email account junkie.

posted by Poagao at 10:09 am  
Jun 14 2001

Last night I was over at my friend Dean’s house, w…

Last night I was over at my friend Dean’s house, watching Star World(that’s the name of a channel, not a show, btw), and the building started shaking. Oh, I thought, another little earthquake. Then it really shook, jerking the building around a couple of times before settling back down again. We turned on a news channel but weren’t fast enough to catch panicking anchorpeople cowering under their faux wood prop desks as they look up at the heavy lights swinging threateningly from the ceiling. Damn. That’s the best part of an earthquake, if you ask me.

This morning, not long after I got in to work, the building started to shake again, even worse than last night. Some of the girls in the office made noises somewhere in between a whine and a scream. People started to run towards the stairwell, piles of stuff fell over, pictures swayed. I had to actually brace myself with my foot against the cubicle wall. One of our managers, a big guy from Sweden named Magnus, came out of his office, saying “Where are the stairs, please?” I remained at my cubicle, since we’re on the 8th floor and the skinny central part of our building which contains the bathrooms and the stairwells is likely the least stable part.

Everyone in the office has been talking about where they were, what they were doing, how they reacted during the quake, etc. all morning. The only thing I’m concerned about it whether stuff in my room at home, such as my computer and my stereo speakers, books, etc., toppled over as a result of the shaking. I wouldn’t be surprised, as my building tends to shake a lot even in smaller quakes. I guess I’ll find out when I get home. My room is such a mess most people would probably have a hard time telling that it went through an earthquake anyway.

The Central Weather Bureau has said that the two quakes are unrelated, but how do they know? Maybe they have someone who, like Superman, can actually go down and take a look, coming up all dirty and brushing molten lava off his lapels, saying, “Naw, those two quakes never even heard of each other.”

The most severe reaction I have ever had to an earthquake was in the wee hours of September 21, 1999. It was hot, and I had just gotten off work at the News. I had just gone to bed when my air conditioning shut off as the power failed. Just as I stood up on my bed, cursing, to see what was wrong with the A/C, the building started to shake. Then it started to shake a lot, quite violently. This, I could tell, was a major earthquake. I rushed out onto the balcony in my underwear, ready to jump the three stories to the ground if the 40-year-old building started to collapse. Fortunately for me, it didn’t. Consequently I went back inside, put on some shorts and spent the rest of the night talking with my friend Kirk, who was also on his balcony, although I am not sure whether he was in his underwear or not.

Our IT department has informed me that the Enter-your-password-every-10-minutes-“security” feature is here to stay. On the other hand, we are still using a version of Lotus Notes from 1998, and our main office in New York has said that we are not allowed to upgrade. Of course this will affect our efficiency, but the idiots will probably just put it down to the self-fulfilling prophecy of the ‘global economic slowdown’.

Joy.

I got some emails from other actual people who wondered what the big deal was about Metafilter. It’s good to know I’m not alone in this.

posted by Poagao at 7:32 am  
Jun 13 2001

There’s this one little oft-used phrase here that …

There’s this one little oft-used phrase here that I find interesting. As everyone seems to know, “Ni hao” is Chinese for “How are you?” Since there is no Chinese for the “Hi” in “Hi, how are you?”, people here end up saying “Hi, ni hao?” The funny thing is, “Hai” in the fourth tone means “To hurt” or “To harm”, thus the phrase “Hai ni hao” means “Hurting you is good.”

This could be useful. For example, if I ever meet Coco Lee again, I could honestly say to her “Hi! Ni hao!” and really mean it.

I don’t see what everyone sees in Metafilter. Is there something wrong with me? I mean, yes, it is vaguely interesting on occasion, but is it really all it is cracked up to be? Am I missing something here?

posted by Poagao at 8:31 am  
Jun 13 2001

It is extremely bright, clear and windy outside to…

It is extremely bright, clear and windy outside today. The light of the sun feels concentrated somehow, as though Taipei was the object of some giant child’s magnifying-glass ambitions. A good photography day, if it holds up. The mountains that surround the city are all clearly visible. I wish I had brought my camera with me so I could go up on the roof later on and take some pictures. If my motorcycle weren’t being fixed, I would love to just take off into the mountains, up where nobody lives, just lush green grass, old, moss-covered trees, babbling brooks and fresh blue sky.

My motorcycle, it turns out, might need an overhaul. Luckily, it wouldn’t cost too much. The repairman downstairs told me that there is a guy who lives nearby that might want to sell his Yamaha FZ, which is pretty much the only kind of bike I would be interested in buying that is produced in Taiwan. Either that or a new Honda NSR, but I really don’t want another 2-stroke; they’re too loud and they smoke too much. Taiwan is phasing them out anyway. If I had my ‘druthers, I’d get a four-stroke sport/touring bike within the 400-600cc range, small enough for the city but easy to take on trips around the island as well. But since Taiwan isn’t going to be allowed into the WTO, I doubt I’ll get the chance to legally purchase one of those. I could get a grey-market one now, but I would be risking fines and possible confiscation if the police caught me. That is if they weren’t too busy out confiscating PCs from college dorms or making sure teenagers can’t enter Internet cafes or some other equally challenging and dangerous work.

Since I took the MRT to work today, I wore my fedora. I figure I won’t get much chance to wear it outside during the summer, and it protects me head from the air-conditioning, while at the same time eliciting whistling of the Indiana Jones theme by some of my would-be imaginative co-workers.

I was wondering earlier if the rabid promotion of English by popular ‘culture’ in Taiwan has a downside. It seems to me that, included in this massive campaign to make Taiwan more ‘international’ is somewhat of a smear campaign against everything Taiwanese. It is as if people are expected to know this foreign tongue because their own is inferior, and if they don’t adopt Western ways, they are inferior. One of the biggest differences between Taiwan and mainland China, I have found, is that mainland Chinese are much more likely to have confidence in themselves, whereas Taiwanese, whether due to a lack of political/national identity to the relentless campaign by US culture that the US is the be-all end-all of existance on this planet, tend to be ashamed of not being Westerners, of not being Japanese or American or French, but Taiwanese. Taiwanese people use English as a bat to beat into other people the impression that they are superior. Only foreign fashions are acceptable. It is almost black-and-white in its severity, but ultimately also a campaign doomed to failure, for it only involves very superficial aspects of life and only serves to make people doubt their worth as Taiwanese, without providing anything to replace it except a feeling of vague inadequacy. Oddly enough, the effects of this campaign seem to be somewhat mitigated (or even made more acceptable?) by the perception of a wide gap between Chinese and foreigners, that foreigners are ok to imitate but at the same time so fundamentally different that they are almost a seperate species.

Am I talking about society in general here, or am I really just talking about myself? It very well could be that I see my own lack of identity reflected in Taiwanese society.

Some days I just think too damn much.

I saw Run Lola Run and Black Mask yesterday. I liked the way Lola was filmed…but the story, while interesting, rather petered out towards the ending, which didn’t feel deserved, if you know what I mean. There was a lack of progression and cause-and-effect which, while obviously part of the director’s plan, added up to a lack of empathy in the fates of the characters. It seemed to point out the lack of sense in life, that nothing happens for a reason, so why should we care? A bit of a waste of good characters and cinematography.

The guy that played Manni was cute, though, I have to admit.

Black Mask was a movie I had wanted to see for a long time, since I like Jet Li. It was good, yet it felt like a movie that had been done very well, finished, and then slashed to keep the time down. This might have been the result of a bad DVD transfer, however. There is a sequel, which I would like to see as well. The move was dubbed in Mandarin, so I didn’t need subtitles, but I would like to see it in the original Cantonese, even though I would need subtitles to keep up. I imagine that Jet Li’s voice is still dubbed over in the Cantonese version, since I don’t think he speaks Cantonese. His voice in real life is suprisingly high and sounds like that of a young boy. Not suitable for a lot of the characters he has played, I suppose, but at least they used his real voice in Lethal Weapon 4.

One of the actors in Black Mask was Ching Wan Lau. I really like this guy. His eyes are really cool; he looks a bit like a Panda Bear and is seen a lot in Hong Kong films.

One thing I didn’t like too much was the relationship between Tsui and Tracy, played by Karen Mok. Karen Mok in this film is a good approximation of my bouncy friend Kenjin, in that she is so excessively cute that she is constantly on the edge of being really, really annoying. I know Jet Li is a good actor, but you could almost see him flinch inwardly at her performance. I can definitely see why Mindcrime is so enamoured of this film, though, not just for Karen Mok, but for the other, evil chick as well.

In short, it wasn’t my favorite Jet Li film of all time, but it was definitely worth a tip o’ the fedora.

posted by Poagao at 6:46 am  
Jun 12 2001

One of our clients, the name of which I won’t ment…

One of our clients, the name of which I won’t mention here except that it is Nokia, has asked our IT department to increase our security, in fear that someone may wander by an unattended computer and read email on it. So our IT department, which either cannot figure out how to or is not interested in arranging it so that saving every Word document crashes any computer it is on(“It’s a LAN thing, nothing we can do about it,” they tell me), has implemented a system by which we have to enter out 8-digit password every ten minutes.

Every. Ten. Minutes.

And here I thought the environment here was plenty annoying already. First unattended cellphones and vapid conversations, then freezing temperatures and Ono Lisa. Now the passwords. What’s next? Are they going to require us to climb up the side of the building using suction cups every morning? Jump over trained alligators as we walk in the door? Make us study the collected high-school essays of Brittany Spears?

I swear, if it weren’t for the fact that I have a minor crush on one of the IT guys, I’d….uh, I’d, well…I don’t know what I’d do, but I’m sure it would involve either carniverous ferns or some sort of eel.

posted by Poagao at 9:54 am  
Jun 12 2001

Hooray! The air conditioning is off, being fixed o…

Hooray! The air conditioning is off, being fixed or something, and it is actually pleasant in the office today! Wait a minute…damn, they turned it on again. Oh, well.

I was buying some stuff at a nearby underground grocery and overheard the cashiers talking to each other about a little boy one of them knew.

“He’s just like his dad. His father’s a gangster, you know. One time his dad came home late and the kid said, ‘Where the fuck have you been?'”

“Oh, really? How old is he?”

“Four years old.”

“Oh, my.”

“That’s nothing. When he was three he was chasing people around a market with a cleaver.”

I don’t know if I want to guess what kind of man this kid is going to grow up to be. Probably a legislator, I’ll wager.

One of the good things about being seen as a foreigner here is perfect strangers feel free to say whatever they want right in front of me. They just assume that I have no idea what they’re saying. This is all very interesting until I have to actually talk to someone, say order food at a restaurant or whatever, but otherwise I hear some pretty bizarre stuff from people who think that their conversation is private.

I caught my brother online the other day. He lives in Houston and therefore had a day off due to the recent flooding. I remember when we lived there and one day I got up and went downstairs to find my dad sitting on the sofa in the family room. This was unusual because he usually went to work pretty early. He was working at Lockheed back then as an aerospace engineer.

I discovered that the reason he was still at home was because our house was surrounded by floodwater and no one could leave. Dad had tried driving our 1973 Pinto station wagon(with faux wood panelling, no less!) through a floodwaters once, even though the truck with the “You really might want to consider evacuating, you know” sign couldn’t get as far as our house in Seabrook, which was practically on the coast of the bay. The Pinto rusted out, which was a good thing as otherwise it very well could have ended up as my first car, instead of the wonderful 1977 Datsun 810 that contributed so much fun to my high school years in Winter Park, Florida. Looking like an ordinary four-door tan sedan, the 810 had a secret weapon in the form of the engine of the 240Z beneath its mild-mannered hood. We bought it from a little old lady, so my parents thought it was a great deal tamer than it actually was. I only had one mishap in that car, when a 60’s era Lincoln ran me off a slippery road and I bent one of the wheels under the car. Bastard.

Tangents are so much fun, aren’t they?

posted by Poagao at 4:46 am  
Jun 08 2001

A nightmare woke me up, and I couldn’t get back to…

A nightmare woke me up, and I couldn’t get back to sleep, so I went out on my one-man balcony and watched the sunrise. My room faces East, so the sun shines right in my windows in the morning. It’s nice to wake up to if you didn’t only just go to bed. In any case, it’s nice and clear out, going to be a nice, hot, cicada-filled day.

I was thinking, for my next film project, that the near-future theme I am thinking of is going to be hard to do, as I don’t have the means for a big production, which means I won’t have control over large areas and only a few extras at my disposal. I don’t want to end up with something like Gattaca, which I hated (there’s a handle on the inside of the incinerator door?) Editing it to look like I want it to will be a challenge, especially as I am used to editing on a Steinbeck table rather than on my computer. Still, I am looking forward to going out and making something else, for the first time in a while. This time I also plan to compose and perform the music on my friend Boogie’s equipment, since I would rather not have to deal with the music rights, and anyway I enjoy composing music to go with visual images.

I’ve been reading In Passing, a website that consists of interesting things this one girl in California overhears. She overhears a lot, and I wish I could write stuff as interesting as the stuff she overhears.

posted by Poagao at 10:10 pm  
Jun 08 2001

It turns out that a host of copyeditors are leavin…

It turns out that a host of copyeditors are leaving the Taiwan News, mostly because the DPP has totally taken it over and the new guy in charge’s title is something more akin to “Comrade Political Officer” as Dean, another former News drone, puts it. Get this: they’re actually firing their native English-speaking copyeditors and hiring Taiwanese copyeditors! People who have, at most, only a passing knowlege of English as a second language, I’m sorry, aren’t your best choice for editing English-language content. The really sad thing is, however, that the DPP is proving that it is no different than the KMT was in days of yore back when the Chiang Kai-shek controlled the media with an iron fist. I knew from the moment I-mei bought controlling interest in the News, that it wasn’t going to work out, but I never expected it to go this far. Taiwan cannot support three English-language newspapers, and nobody that I know will want to spend their hard-earned NT$15 on what is basically a DPP party pamplet full of KMT-bashing and “James Soong Evil Incarnate, Experts Say”-type articles. Well, actually, I just described the Taipei Times, which is pretty popular with foreigners here because it looks pretty and has big pictures. Still I doubt that people will go for equally biased articles with poorly laid out, mistake-ridden Chinglish content, which is the only that will be available from the Taiwan News.

So we have a choice now between:

1) Biased content that looks good (The Taipei Times)

2) Relatively unbiased content that looks terrible (The China Post)

3) Biased, unprofessional content that looks like crap (The Taiwan News)

Ah, democracy! The freedom to choose!

I wasn’t gouged too badly for the new chain, but the guy who put it on also fooled around with my rear brake, and now it is really hard to shift from neutral into 2nd gear, which is annoying and also rough on the top of my foot, which I use to shift.

The weather has gotten into its usual “Thunderstorm-each-day” mode, and it’s raining pretty heavily outside today. The cicadas have started singing their tunes as well, which is always music to my ears. There were always cicadas in the summers when I was growing up, in Texas and Florida and other places like that, and they always bring to mind lazy summer afternoons, after school lets out and vacation seems like a vast ocean lying at your feet.

posted by Poagao at 7:05 am  
Jun 07 2001

Friend and former News slave Steve lent me some go…

Friend and former News slave Steve lent me some good CDs so I can drown out my co-workers’ pitiful attempts to be cute with each other as well as the annoying ring tones of their abandoned “mobile” phones. I can also drown out this Japanese ‘singer’ called Ono Lisa(no doubt an abbreviated form of comments made earlier in her ‘singing’ career, i.e. “Oh, no! It’s Lisa! And she’s going to *gasp* sing!”), who fails utterly to breath life into old 70’s songs. Anyway, among the songs on Steve’s CD’s that I particularly like are “Cacharpaya Shuffle”, by Incantation, “Let it go”, by Goats Don’t Shave, “Polityka” and “Chertex Richku, Cherez Hai” by the Ukrainians, “Hush Little Baby” as performed by the Horseflies, and pretty much the entire Ederlezi album by Goran Bregovic. Can’t understand the words, but the music rocks.

Tonight I have to walk over to Song-jiang Road, where my injured steed is parked, look for a motorcycle repair shop, likely get gouged for a new chain that will probably outlast the bike itself (just like the new fairing frame, new gas tank, signals, etc.), and get over to The Tavern to meet Gavin, Ronnie and a host of others so I can sell them my T-shirts and hopefully spend an entertaining evening complaining about the pitiful state of the English-language media here in Taiwan. Oh, if anyone out there wants a “Taiwan -the Renegade Province” T-shirt, just let me know.

posted by Poagao at 10:01 am  
Jun 06 2001

The chain on my motorcycle broke as I was riding h…

The chain on my motorcycle broke as I was riding home tonight. I was lucky it didn’t get caught in the spokes, but I still had to park it on the sidewalk and take a cab home, since I had arranged to meet a friend who is in need of consolation earlier tonight. His boyfriend dumped him, and he is being laid off as a result of Oracle’s shortsightedness on the Taiwan market. I gave him Clive Barker’s Undying, since I am finally finished with it. All of that blood, gore and gloomy, haunted surroundings should cheer him up.

My T-shirts finally came in today. The colors are lighter than I had envisioned, but in general they’re good, actually a higher quality shirt than I thought it would be. Dean, Dave, the other Dave and some others have bought some already. Tomorrow night I have arranged to meet Gavin and Ronnie at the Tavern at 8:30. Dean and I had dinner at the Salsa Latina, which serves vaguely Spanish food. Afterwards we noticed the Greece Coffee Shop next door. Naturally, we went in to see if they had Greek coffee, which Dean loves. Naturally, they didn’t have any such coffee for sale there. I don’t know what we were thinking when we thought that perhaps a place named the Greece Coffee Shop would have Greek coffee.

Damn, I’m tired. Time for a shower and sleep safe and sound under my mosquito netting.

posted by Poagao at 4:42 pm  
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