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Absolutely Not Your Monkey

Sep 29 2007

Video up!

shadowFinally, I posted the Okinawa trip video to Youtube. It’s over 16 minutes of ship- and Naha-themed walking around, with musical interludes (yes, Jack Jones is included). It’s too long, but I didn’t feel like spending the time cutting it down any more. Enjoy.

In other news, I just received the Master Control Device in the mail from my friend Victor in Hong Kong. I’m still getting used to it, and I need to switch my SIM card to a 3/3.5G version, and download a bunch of extra software, interfaces and possibly Opera Mini (or Opera Mobile? Dunno), but so far I am impressed, not just with its abilities, but particularly with its sheer heft. You could do some real damage with this thing. Those of you who know me personally have commented on the impressive and wholly unnecessary size of my watch..so the phone kinda matches.

Also, it has a keyboard, so get ready for more, if not blogging, at least reliably inane Twittering in my sidebar.

It’s Saturday, yet I have to work. I skipped Tai-chi practice this morning after staying up til 4am editing the damn Okinawa video, and everyone’s probably going to be at work anyway. Why do we have to work today? Because we had an extra “holiday” earlier this week that we have to “make up”. And Sunday is Daniel Pearl Day, which means basically a whole day of Muddy Basin Ramblering at the event over at the old military village by Taipei 101. So it is a weekend, Jim, just not as we know it.

Oh, and why did I stay up so late? I decided to go to a village meeting last night at the basketball court by the temple, where I could listen to a series of local officials use karaoke equipment to emit vague promises to make things better in our neighborhood. At the end they gave our gift packages of what I hoped were cookies but turned out to be three varieties of soy sauce. Oh, well.

posted by Poagao at 12:14 am  
Sep 26 2007

9/26 Tuishou

Welcome to what Teacher Xu tells me is my 45th entry in this account. I wasn’t keeping track, but Teacher Xu has a nifty little Sony Clie PDA that does, seemingly, everything, including counting how many post I have in my blogs.

I started out pushing with the new guy who started a month or so ago. He is still easy to push, a job that practically does itself, but he’s learning some things, so I adjusted my strategy slightly, which he noticed and commented on. Where before all I had to do was wait for him to fall over on his own accord, now there’s some actual defense going on.

Then I went straight to pushing with Not-China Guy, who seemed eager to give the rest of the class a repeat performance of throwing me around from Saturday. Unfortunately I wasn’t in the mood, so his efforts, which redoubled when the Tree-root Master was watching us push, were largely in vain. All those ppp’s, gone to waste. Oh, well.

That was all the pushing I did, sitting around, crushing leaves from the plants near the court, wondering if they were mint or not, and going through forms for the rest of the time, but I felt a bit better afterwards. I usually feel the hump of Wednesdays, and tuishou practice usually brings me out of it somewhat.

posted by Poagao at 12:58 pm  
Sep 25 2007

Taking pictures in Danshui

Danshui boatsWent out to Danshui on Sunday, as the weather was too nice to stay indoors. Also, after hearing about the plan to turn Bitan into “another Danshui”, I thought I should go take a look at what it’s like these days; I hadn’t been out there in a while.

Of course, the train was packed. Upon disembarking, I found not only one, but two donut shops awaiting me right outside the station, one Mister Donut and a new Dunkin’ Donut facing off across the square. I picked up a bag of donut holes or munchkins or whatever they’re called and strolled down to the waterfront, where I found that the trees they planted during the renovation of the area have grown quite nicely, providing a good amount of shade from the harsh sun. Vendors hawked fresh, steaming piles of red shrimp from the riverbank while the ferry ticket vendors languished in their hot little compartments.

There was a surprising number of boats plying the river between Danshui and Bali. I counted 20 at one point. It used to be there was only the one ferry going back and forth; now there are pleasure craft and Gilliganesque “three-hour tour” boats as well as the paddleboat up from Guandu. Marine tourism is taking off; it’s been a long time coming. The river was choppy due to the high wind. A fisherman struggled to get his boat tied up at the dock, stepping over the muddy waves to the stone steps.

I walked down past the navy base and along the decking by the road to Shalun, and turned back, winning a nice spot at the small fishing harbor to sit down and take some sunset shots where tourists were making the Victory sign to family members’ flashing cameras. I sat there for some time, taking entirely too many pictures for someone who supposedly eschews sunset photography, before the sun was gone and it started to rain. I threaded my way through the line for the ferry and walked back towards the MRT station past the loudspeakers.

I’m pretty sure I don’t want Bitan to become another Danshui. I would appreciate a little renovation along the riverfront, especially some of the more worn and torn-looking places, but if that means more people shouting into loudspeakers, I’ll do without, thanks.

On the way home I stopped off at Zhishan Station to have a steak at Post Home. When I walked over, however, I was surprised to see the space has been taken over by another installment of Alleycat’s Pizza. I’d been mentally preparing for steak; all my saliva was geared in that direction, so pizza wasn’t an option at that point. Fortunately the original Post Home menu is still available, albeit in the smoke-filled bar behind the restaurant area. Of the four steaks on the menu, they had one left, but it turned out to be quite delicious, and there was motorcycle racing on the wide-screen TV.

colorstreetAfterwards I gave in to the lure of the wet night streets and walked around taking even more pictures, the price of which I’m paying now as I sift through all of the dreck trying to find a few salvagable shots to post on Flickr. I need to improve my work flow for photos so that it doesn’t take me so long to process each one. Right now I shoot in RAW, use Raw Shooter Essentials 2005 to convert to jpeg and adjust, then I open Photoshop CS2 for more adjustment, then uploading to Flickr and Zooomr, which means choosing groups and sets and waiting for the uploads, etc. It takes forever, and though I’m happy with the results, it just takes too damn long. In a way this is good, as the whole “oh well, it’s digital, shoot away” mindset is being replaced with a little more caution and discretion, e.g. “Do I really think this is a good photograph?”

The process is quicker with my little camera, as it doesn’t shoot in RAW (and even if it did, you need a large sensor and good glass to really take advantage of RAW photos, so it’s just as well it doesn’t), so I just use Photoshop. I’ve heard of Lightroom, but I’m not sure if using that would improve my workflow or just make it more involved.

Another thing that I find annoying is always having to change lenses. My Canon 24-105 isn’t really a good walkaround lens, as it’s not wide enough on my cropped 20D. Upgrading to a 40D wouldn’t fix this, and in any case I don’t see the 40D as enough of an improvement over the 20D to be worth upgrading. I’ll either wait for a 50D or the 5D’s replacement, or get a used 5D after said replacement comes out and people want to dump theirs. I do crave the greater low-light abilities of the 5D, as well as being able to use the 24-105 as a walkaround lens. The only other option would be to get a 17-55 for the 20D, and that’s too much money just to have to avoid changing lenses. So my setup probably isn’t going to change any time soon.

posted by Poagao at 3:11 am  
Sep 24 2007

9/19 and 9/22 Tai-chi

Watching other students pushing last Wednesday, I rather enjoyed watching people’s “post-push poses”, i.e. the stance they assume after a “successful” push when the other person goes flying or loses their balance. The further the person travels, the more elaborate the pose. Usually the hands fall into a relax, Zen-like position, as if the pusher had just attained some kind of enlightenment, and the legs assume a careless, lazy stance. The expression on the face must apparently be as oblivious as possible to the other person, as if the other person weren’t even there.

I’m sure I’m guilty of this myself. I just find it amusing. I spend quite a bit of time watching other people push. That night some of the tree-root group, including Weeble and the Interior Decorator, were going at it pretty intensely, thus the whole PPP revelation.

Teacher Xu said the first thing to do when coming across difficulty in tuishou is to relax; that way you many more options are open to you due to greater flexibility. It’s difficult to do this when your first instinct is to tense up, but it does work. He also said that if you’re not willing to push, be pushed and be “locked” so to speak, you’re never going to learn anything. This is mainly what I’m trying to do, go against my instincts, relax, and be willing to “lose”. That and training myself to “link” and “unlink” the various parts of my body, which allows for greater flexibility. Or perhaps greater flexibility allows for that. Or both.

Teacher Xu also gave me a copy of some DV footage of the other school practicing tuishou, as well as some of us. It was interesting in a sort of parallel-universe way how close we are to the other school in some ways, yet how different in others. Watching myself push, I look like I’m not really doing anything, and I look, to my eyes at least, very pushable, and it’s strange that my opponents in the video aren’t pushing me over quite easily.

On Saturday the balcony was filled with dancing teenagers, leaving us only a tiny corner by the closed coffee stand. The teenagers glared at us from the wall. I started out pushing with the Guy Not from China, who must have eaten more than his fair share of Wheaties that morning, because he was shoving like a Wall Street maniac. I resisted for a couple of rounds, and then just flew wherever he tossed me. It was kinda fun, and I stood less of chance of twisting something by resisting all of his yanking and shoving.

Next was Mr. You, which went much better. Slower, more educational. Little Qin arrived and embarked on a long tale of controversy on his website‘s comment section before going through his stick forms, and I practiced the empty-handed form a few times, then the sword. Later, we pushed for a while, or rather he would “lock” me and I would try to escape, but I was tired by that point and more than ready for lunch.

posted by Poagao at 6:49 am  
Sep 21 2007

This and That

It’s Friday, the eighth anniversary of the big quake of ’99, and our fair island is about to embark on a four-day holiday for the Mid-Autumn Festival, which, considering the weather, will probably involve a lot of wet barbecuing going on under flimsy yellow plastic raincoats bought from 7-Eleven. I have no plans, really, other than lying low and getting a few things done. Oh, and playing at a wedding on Saturday up in Waishuangxi. Hopefully it will go better than the last wedding.

I finally finished uploading the photos from the Okinawa trip. I pretty much have the trip vidlet done, but I want to add some Okinawan music to the background, so I have to wait until I can get my hands on some of David’s Takashi CDs to use for that. It’s about 15 minutes long. No real plot or serious thought went into the editing, as usual. Just stuff I took on the trip, lots of windy noise and walking around.

Real events have recaptured my thoughts, which were dislocated for a time by the small-scale voyage, though lingering doubts about the certainly of my ideas may end up bearing fruit eventually. Someday, perhaps, I’ll look back and say, “Yes, now that I think about it, it was that cruise to Japan that started it all.”

Or not. Sorry to be so vague, but that’s all I have to give you for now.

Today before work I took 12 of my printed photos to a shop located in a triangular shanty with a corrugated tin roof on Heping East Road to get them framed for exhibition here and there, possibly including at Bobwundaye. The owner said I should be able to pick them up on Wednesday, after the holiday. Hopefully around that time or not long afterwards I will also receive a new mobile phone my friend Victor is sending me from Hong Kong.

I finished Neil Gaiman’s Anansi Boys, which is a delightful read in the tradition of American Gods, and started on The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon. While Gaiman is immediately entertaining, Chabon, like Irving, takes a while to get into, at least for me. This is annoying, but hopefully has more to do with my current mood than his writing. Subjectivity and all that.

On an completely unrelated note, I was listening to Gershwin’s Rhapsody in Blue on the radio today (the slow, plodding harmonica version), and, not for the first time, wondered why the theme is played differently today than it was in the 1945 movie of the same name, which is billed as being quite authoritative on the subject, having been made only a few years after Gershwin’s death in 1937. The piece is played in the movie by Oscar Levant, renowned interpreter and virtuoso performer of Gershwin’s music. And it’s different, jarringly different. The 1945 version is jazzier, swingier and more engaging, and the modern version seems dumbed down in comparison. Who made the change and why? Which one is the original?

Finally, I had to laugh at a story on a pro-independence group criticizing Annette Lu’s latest comments. From this story:

On Wednesday, Lu said the logo of the UN campaign “looked like a pig snout.”

The group said that even if the logo did look like a pig snout, there was no need for Lu to criticize it publicly.

posted by Poagao at 5:59 am  
Sep 19 2007

沖繩

上禮拜參

posted by Poagao at 6:23 am  
Sep 15 2007

9/15 Tai-chi

I was still getting used to cooler weather, and I woke up early missing the sound of the air conditioner. Thus, I arrived at CKS Hall at the same time as Teacher Xu. The balcony was occupied by a group of excessively annoying college students who were busy prancing around playing games more suited to 3-year-olds. Except for one point where they tried to emulate a military assembly (poorly), much giggling was involved. A conspiricy theorist friend of mine blames the plastic in water bottles for the apparent feminization of young Taiwanese males these days. I’m not quite convinced of this, but there’s definitely something going on.

Anyway, I tried my best to ignore the giggling and screeching and went through the form. Teacher Xu taught me some new parts, which I practiced over and over, getting the hang of the moves. He also filled me in a bit more on our group’s history.

It seems that one of Master Zheng Man-qing’s students, Master Song Zhijian, made a few changes and came up with his own variety of the Yang style Master Zheng had taught him. Over the course of his long life, Master Song took on many students, accepting or rejecting them on the basis of their ba zi, which is a kind of fortune-telling based on one’s name and other details, but at some point he said, “No more. No more students.” One of the last students he took in was named Yu Wu-nan, who was a quick study but unpopular with the other students, who shunned him.

It was Teacher Yu who began teaching Xu Wu-long, aka Teacher Xu, before Yu died a few years ago. Little Qin also studied under Teacher Yu, and so calls Teacher Xu “Elder Brother Teacher”.

In the meantime, the followers of Master Song looked upon Yu and everyone who studied under him as a kind of bastard line of Master Song’s style, and they refuse to acknowledge it, calling it “illegitimate”.

And that’s where we are today. Interesting, no?

Bacala sprayed water everywhere, which is better than the guy who sprayed insecticide all over the place last week, while I practiced tuishou with the Guy Who is Not from China. He was really going at it, grabbing, shoving and twisting with a great amount of force and very little flexibility, all the while telling me that I wasn’t flexible enough. He told me to attack him, which was asking for trouble in my opinion as he would take any offensive move as an invitation to go crazy, and I was afraid someone would get hurt, which would suck if it were me. In the end we spent a lot of energy and time on a completely pointless shoving match.

Little Mountain Pig showed up, and Teacher Xu told us to do some tuishou, but he wasn’t really interested, so he taught me some Qin-na moves instead. I recalled some of the things I’d been taught in the army, which seemed to work ok, but for the most part I don’t know much about qin-na. Pig told me I was too soft and that I needed to use more force, throwing him back at least two steps. “I can attack you more easily from one step away,” he said.

I’d gotten all my exercise quota from Not from China, though, so I was pretty tired, and after practicing my sword form for a while, I headed off to lunch.

posted by Poagao at 7:32 am  
Sep 15 2007

Okinawa Trip, conclusion

Wednesday

The handsome chef was at breakfast this time, distracting me from my book as well as the blueberry pastries. Nearby, a couple of Filipino waiters were trying to convince a new girl, who was from Japan, that the word “fork” was spelled with an “r”, not an “l”. She didn’t believe them and thought it was all some kind of practical joke they were playing on her. She wore a yellow sticker that read “I’m new, but I’ll do my best for you!”

Today being the last day, I figured I might as well go over to the chef and talk with him a bit. His name is Joy. When I asked him how his parents decided on that particular name, especially for a baby boy, he said, “It’s because when I was born, my mother was very happy to see me.”

“I can understand that,” I said. Joy told me that they get six weeks off a year, and that he had a cousin who works in Taiwan, though he doesn’t have her number. He’s 35, is not married, and has two or possibly three children. I gave him my card, but resisted the urge to tell him to meet me in my cabin later.

birdsOutside, the morning sun was strong, and dark specks seemed to be holding a mini dogfight among the white clouds. Black and white birds were hovering, then diving into the sea and coming up with fish. It was quite amazing how they could manipulate gravity, wind, vision and wave to feed themselves. Didn’t they ever rest? If so, where? I didn’t see any alighting on the ship itself. I took a bunch of pictures, finally utilizing the multiple-shot function on my camera.

I had lunch with the Li family in the ship’s Chinese restaurant, which was considerably more chaotic than the Western restaurant. Plates were left on the tables, there was only the barest semblance of a line, and the food went much faster, competition being much greater and more violent than at the buffet in the Western restaurant. Mr. Li told me a bit about the history of Okinawa. He also mentioned that Star Cruises is opening a tour to Xiamen and another to Hong Kong and Vietnam, which sounds interesting, or would if I could afford to take any of these without outside financial assistance. A cruise to Shanghai would be ideal, though. I’d definitely try to do one of those.

The line to settle the trip’s bills moved slowly, as passenger after passenger reached the counter to pay their bill and, I assumed, manage the economy of a small Latin American nation. I had no charges, which I treated as a kind of triumph after all the little attempts to get me to buy drinks, pay for “memorial photos” and the like.

I went back to my cabin, typing at my laptop and watching the sky outside get murkier, a sure sign that we were approaching Taiwan. We had to be out of our cabins by 3pm. Mr. Li had offered me a ride back to Taipei, but I figured I’d take the train. It was that kind of trip, and I felt like ending it alone, maybe to help my thoughts on it reach some kind of resolution.

An outlying island passed by my cabin window, and there was no sign of Joy at my doorstep, so I gathered up my things and went to the elevator. The gangsters had taken it over, so I took seven flights of stairs to the top deck, arriving just in time to see the approach of the Keelung Harbor pilot. Few people seemed interested in watching our approach to Keelung; hardly anyone was up top. Perhaps they were downstairs lining up to disembark already, or perhaps they saw Keelung as a rather ugly, depressing place to enter Taiwan.

Keelung cranesThe Libra approached obliquely, zigzagging through the harbor and sidling up to the passenger terminal we’d left from on Sunday. Crew members busied themselves setting p for the welcome barbecue for the next load of passengers. I sat at the closed bar, feeling like I’d rather be on my way somewhere else, to some other unfamiliar port city to explore. The wind shifted, blowing the ship’s noxious exhaust over us. It seemed somehow appropriate.

I began to wonder what my life would have been like had I chosen to study Japanese instead of Chinese. Would I, at this moment, be arriving in Keelung from some Japanese city, all hyped and excited to be in a new place after nearly two decades of living in Japan?

I took out my phone and turned it on, expecting a few missed calls and messages, but there was nothing. I realized that it didn’t even work in Japan, possibly due to the advanced communication technology they use there. I wondered if there was time for a last-minute swim or soak in the jacuzzi, but the exhaust as well as Keelung spread sullenly over the hills in a most depressing manner persuaded me to go below to join the line off the ship.

Someone’s math was suspect, because, for 3,500 passengers, they had…two checkout lines. Needless to say, it took hours, so I sat down by some fake plants and filled out the ship’s questionnaire while I waited. Some of the passengers had incredibly large suitcases with them, for some reason. A crew member stalked by, glaring at me, which was quite unusual as most of them were very friendly. Perhaps he’d heard how cheeky I was with the chef earlier.

Finally, the last passenger in line disembarked, and I followed soon after. The next voyage left later that night, bound for Ishigaki, and the departure hall was noisy and full. I walked out of the terminal building and along the harbor, looking back at the ship. Along the side of the Super Star Libra, the rat catchers were firmly in place.

On the train ride home, I ignored most everything. I didn’t look out the windows, or watch the other passengers. I just sat. I felt as if I’d been toppled off of something, detached somehow, but from what I couldn’t say.

Keelung hills

posted by Poagao at 7:09 am  
Sep 13 2007

Okinawa Trip, part 3

Tuesday

I woke to a cold, dry cabin at 7am, and went up for my solitary breakfast. No sign of the handsome Filipino chef. Every sign, however, that the breakfast food was as full of sugar as was chemically possible. I could have had just cereal and fruit, of course. The pastries were just too tempting. It’s a vacation, after all. And I had a lot of walking to do; I could feel it.

Getting off the ship was much easier this time, a simple matter of exiting the hatch on deck 1. I joined a Taiwanese couple on their way to Shuri Castle, which I’d planned on making my starting point for the day’s General Walking Around. “Does Okinawa have earthquakes?” I asked the taxi driver, who didn’t understand me. About ten minutes later, he said, “Ah! You say ‘Quickly’! Yes, quickly.”
shuri castle

Shuri Castle was apparently the court of the Okinawan emperor back in the days when Okinawa was a tribute nation to China, and is being restored after the site was occupied by a school for many years. It seems very provincial and small scale in comparison to places like the Forbidden City, but very cleverly put together. Inside, I encountered a Japanese man in black. His appearance made me stop and stare. I’ve found that in general, the Japanese on Okinawa don’t speak any English and even less Chinese, so I didn’t go up and ask him what the hell was up with his being so damn foiiine. Also, he was with a friend. Instead I took off my shoes, as all the visitors had to do, and walked through the palace looking at the various copies of old things arrayed in copies of old buildings. A group of young men made what sounded like disparaging remarks as they mock-stumbled through the place, cheering in what I can only assume to be an ironic fashion when they encountered a new display.

After exiting the castle via a small side gate (“reserved mostly for women,” the sign read) and examining the freshwater springs next to it, I walked down to a small pond, in the middle of which sat a traditional hut on a small island connect to the shore by a small ornamental bridge. On the path, a Japanese woman beckoned to either a duck or grey cat, both of whom were ignoring her.

It started to rain, so I crossed the bridge and joined two sleeping, shoeless Japanese men on the hut’s wooden porch. It was very peaceful. Huge fish moved through the murky water of the pond under the rain. A trio of girls stopped by as well, but seemed too scared to sit on the porch. They also seemed scared of the tree in front of the hut, and of everything in general, but in that “Oh, look, I’m so cute when I’m scared” kind of way.

Naha street 2

The sun came out, and I moved on, walking down streets in the general direction of the monorail terminal I’d seen on the cartoon map. The weather was strange, with bouts of thick drizzle coming and going, alternating with strong sunshine that resulted in brilliant shiny streets. Military jets soared overhead. I noticed lots of small, boxy cars, new models I’d never seen before, though with familiar brand names. Perhaps the Japanese love them for their large size and small, easily parkable footprint.

I wondered if Okinawa is more like Taiwan than the rest of Japan, due to its geographical position and distance from the Japanese main islands. I don’t know enough about the rest of Japan to tell. I should make more trips. Do Japanese traveling to Taiwan wonder if it’s the most Japanese part of China?

Lawson Station, I’ve found, is the 7-Eleven equivalent here, along with a spattering of Family Marts. Unlike in Taiwan, the shops mostly have parking lots in front of them. There’s a lot of space here, and not too much traffic. In fact, I didn’t notice very many people walking around in that area, which is at the east end of Naha, in the hills. You can definitely feel it’s an island; it’s in the wind, the smell of the air, the quality of the light, the hint of the sea in everything. There’s no mistaking it, even if you can’t see the ocean.

The bird-call signals at the crosswalks are stereophonic, I presume, to help blind people know where they are. I walked past a school and inquired about some tabi socks to go with my tabi shoes, but the shoe store lady said they didn’t have any. Perhaps tabi are not popular here, though I saw some workmen wearing them, along with baggy pants.

I reached Shuri Station and kept walking along the monorail, down the hill towards town. It was very hot; the rain squalls had stopped. A blue-eyed cat sitting in the first-floor parking lot of an apartment building stared at the space just to my right, following it as I walked by.

I happened across a canal, which was similar to those of Taiwan in that it contained water. In every other aspect, however, it was completely different. It was clean, fresh, odor-free, sparkling, and contained no garbage at all except fallen leaves. It splashed down concrete steps and under a small bridge, winding among the houses.

monorail 1

The monorail track was very high at this point, towering over everything else, making me wonder again about the earthquake possibilities here. I continued to follow them, passing several stations as I approached downtown, but it was already 1pm on my watch, and we were told to be back on board by 2pm. I hailed a cab, whose driver puzzled over the location of the Naha New Port for a while before figuring out where I was headed. “Big ship,” I said helpfully, showing him a picture of the Libra. He eventually found the docks, and after paying my fare and getting out, I found myself strangely reluctant to get back on board. Actually, it’s not that strange, as I tend to always be the last one on a vessel, be it an airplane, boat, or whatever, before it departs. Keeping my options open, I guess.

bwstern

I wandered around, taking pictures, while buses disengorged daytrippers in front of the ship. Eventually I got back on, though I had a strange feeling that I’d forgotten something. My cabin was waiting, all made up and full of afternoon sunlight and a view of the harbor. I took my camera up top, got some sandwiches and cookies and sat by the railing, waiting for the ship to cast off, feeling distinctly unsatisfied but without a clue as to why. A handful of people were left on the dock as the great ship moved away, a couple of them waving. I wondered why, who they were waving at, and what they would do after this. On the deck, two crewmembers, a man and a woman, were trying to get the crowd interested in some kind of entertainment by the pool, but everyone was busy watching the departure, and they were largely ignored. Large jets swept overhead as we passed the airport, and the harbor pilot departed via a splash of waves onto the tugboat, which fell back, headed for the harbor. More air force planes flew overhead, banking over the city, which gleamed in spots. Rainbows appeared, no doubt the result of another misty shower on some wet, shiny Naha street somewhere. I found myself wishing I was there, fishing for an umbrella in my backpack.

observer

We sailed into the sunset, passing various dark islands. Naha became a faint line of light, with maybe a hint of rainbow, before disappearing. I went up to the bow and watched the mesmerizing movement of the water in the circular tub located there, sloshing like jello to the movement of the ship. A couple of other guys were there, taking pictures. I’d noticed them taking pictures elsewhere around the ship. Neither were photographers, just amateurs, they said when I inquired. One had a plan to take sunset shots at a one-second exposure at f5.6, which he said was the optimal setting, so I took some on that setting, though it was difficult to keep the camera steady for that long in the strong headwind. They seemed to come out well, but it quickly got too dark. I left them talking about photography and went to get some dinner.

The door to the restaurant was closed, and lady at the reception counter said it was Gala Dinner night with the captain and other officers. A sign pointed to all the low-class clothing that wasn’t allowed, and I was wearing basically all of it. They might as well have put a picture of me there instead with the words “This is not allowed” on it.

Astonishingly, they said they could fit me in at the second sitting. I asked for a single table, as I wasn’t particularly feeling like the life of the party. They said they’d do what they could, so I went up top to the mostly-deserted pool deck and lay on a lounge chair, staring at the stars and the occasional cloud.

They couldn’t find me a table, they said later when I went down again, so I ended sitting at a large table with some people I didn’t know, right next to the captain’s table. Why couldn’t they have seated me in some unobtrusive corner, preferably next to the cute Japanese bear? I thought. The captain and his officers were all in full dress uniform. I was the only one in the room with a T-shirt. I imagined them walking over, taking me by the ear, and leading me out of the room and, possibly, off the side of the ship.

The food, when it came, was good. Beef and veggies and all that. I wanted to take out my book and read, as is my habit, but I figured I was pushing it already with my attire. At one point the chefs and waiters walked around the room in step to music, which was apparently a “show” of some kind.

The captain had found two couples for his table, one Taiwanese couple and one in which the man was an older white guy who seemed a bit out of it. I left as soon as I’d finished my tea, refusing once again to have a “memorial photo” taken. So far, I figured, I’d managed to avoid each and every “memorial photo” attempt I’d encountered.

I originally had thoughts of trying out the Jacuzzi after dinner, but the announcement of a party and a band by the pool plus overwhelming fatigue put me off that idea. Instead I retired to my cabin, wrote a little, and fell asleep.

posted by Poagao at 11:18 am  
Sep 13 2007

Okinawa Trip, part 2

Monday

Woke up this morning to rain streaming down my cabin window, aggressive looking clouds outside. Went to breakfast where I once again ate too much, staring at a particularly good-looking Filipino chef, or at least a Filipino in a chef’s uniform, who was waiting for everyone to finish so he could take care of the remaining food. The band that was at the gate was serenading various tables; I hoped they wouldn’t chose mine, and they didn’t. I did overhear some of the crew members talking, and it was almost gibberish to my ears, bits of Chinese, English, Hindi, Malay, and other languages I didn’t catch. I wondered what the ship’s lingua franca was, and if the crew was divided into cliques based on nationality, language, etc.

watching the tug

After breakfast I went up top. Islands were visible off to port, islands that could have been our destination, but the ship didn’t seem to be headed for them. As we approached Japan, the song Nagasaki found its way into my head. Behind us was a brown spot on the horizon, the same as I’d noticed yesterday. It would seem that we were leaving a trail of brownish haze wherever we go. Ew.

Okinawa is clearly visible from the sea, unlike Taiwan, which is clouded in haze. The harbor pilot came aboard from a tug that matched our speed for a few minutes as it pulled up next to us. The tug then pulled away and beeped at another small craft that was crossing our path. The Libra also let out a huge blast with its horn. As we passed the airport, a plane took off and was consumed by the low-lying clouds. The water went from clear blue to murky green.

On deck, people were out watching the approach. The gangster contingent sat in the Jacuzzi, showing off its collection of tattoos and making a point of smoking next to No Smoking signs.

We were almost at the dock, so I went down to get my landing pass. So did everyone else, all 3,500 people on board, apparently. The resulting wait was extended because, according to a Chinese crewmember, the Japanese authorities had showed up late. Children were crying and old people complaining as we waited. I counted the games in the cabinet, among them Life, Pictionary and Monopoly. Now it was Whinin’ Boy running through my head.

Eventually I got to the head of the line. They’d taken our cards and were calling out names for the landing passes.

“Lin Tao-ming!” they called.

“Yo!” I answered.

“Your landing pass,” the woman said, holding out the paper. I took it and she finally looked at me, only managing “Thank…huh?” in her confusion. I took the paper and quickly walked away before The Questions began. I wanted to go ashore. The only map the staff could provide was a cartoony tourist map. You’d think they’d have real maps of the city on hand, but no. A GPS phone would have come in handy as well.

The ship was docked in front of a huge expanse of empty concrete in the middle of nowhere. Buses were lined up outside, but nobody seemed interested in getting on them. I grabbed a ride in a taxi with a family and we headed downtown. The rain had stopped; it was cool. Mr. Li’s mother was along, and she got tired easily, so they only planned on sticking around for a couple of hours before heading back to the ship, so I walked with them through the old covered markets. Streets, entire blocks were covered, making a huge maze. Inside, I found some do-rags I liked, and Mr. Li helped me find some black tabi shoes as well, at an old traditional shoe store. Mr. Li is a real talker. He said he just bought a house in Ankeng, not far from where I live. He’s also interested in alleys, and took off down a few despite having his family with him.

Naha neon 2

The sun sank towards the horizon, casting the street in a golden light. Spatterings of misty rain came and went. I noticed that there were no 7-Elevens anywhere, nor any convenience stores at all. Eventually I did find one, called “Lawsons” something, but they still seem few and far between compared to Taipei.

The Lis headed back to the ship, and I set out on my own, finally feeling like I was in a foreign country. It’s been many, many years since I visited a land where I don’t speak the language; it was refreshing and kind of strange, as I can read a good part of the signs.

Night fell, and not long after I set off down the street by myself, the rain began in earnest, a hard, driving, Blade Runner-esque rain. I began to notice what I call “Takashi Music” everywhere. I call it that because the MBR’s friend Takashi is from Okinawa. I probably should have looked him up. The clanky, jangly music is heard in stores, shops, even at crosswalks and broadcast in alleys with loudspeakers.

Oh, the alleys! The lovely, lovely alleys! I was on cloud nine, exploring an unfamiliar city full of rain-drenched alleys lit only by neon signs. Little bars and restaurants seemed especially comfy looking in the rain, which came and went, though I could only see customer’s legs lined up at bars from under the curtains at the doors.

I took the monorail out to Tsubogawa after figuring out how the ticket machines worked. A group of Taiwanese tourists was having trouble at the ticket window; the ticket machines turned out to be faster. On the train, I got a good nighttime view into average Okinawan apartments, which for the most part seemed to be sparsely decorated in a minimalist Japanese style. It was appealing and fresh after the clutter with which most Taiwanese apartments are filled.

View

I chose Tsubogawa because it was on the river, but it turned out to be rather uninteresting, so I went a couple of stops further to a shopping center called JUSCO, where I browsed the incredible-looking Japanese phones, imagining all the amazing things they must do. The shops were closing, though, and instead of pulling down metal gates, they merely wrapped nets around their areas. “Auld Lang Syne” was their closing song.

I took the monorail back to Makishi Station, rescued an abandoned, broken umbrella from the station’s bathroom, and walked through more alleys. Half the cars seemed to have GPS systems on their dashes, and more than half of the drivers were talking on mobile phones as they drove. I found one particularly interesting alley that I’ll bet even money is either full of whorehouses, gay bars or both. Still, I wasn’t about to ask anyone in the vicinity, due to some irrational fear of beatings.

Naha street

The older Japanese houses are familiar, as they are just like the old Japanese houses in Taipei. The newer apartments all look like Los Angeles motels, with open parking lots underneath and white, clear windowed units on top. No bars on windows here, or if there are, they’re uniform and neat; it makes a huge difference. It’s not pristine, but it’s a lot neater and cleaner than Taiwan.

It was closing in on midnight, and though I would have loved to keep exploring alleys, I was both tired and wet, so I hailed a cab. The cabbie at first tried to take me to the naval base, but I managed to convince him that mine was a civilian vessel. We made it out to the docks eventually, and I got him to let me out a ways from the ship so I could take some pictures of the cranes parked nearby.

ship dock

After being chased off the cranes by the guard, I walked over to the ship, noting that the rat protectors were hanging off the ropes leading from the dock to the ship, one of the banging against the side. I mentioned this to the crewmember at the gate, but he didn’t seem to know what I was talking about.

Back on board, I peeled off my wet shoes and socks, replaced them with my new tabi shoes, and went for a midnight snack at one of the restaurants. I sat next to a table of excitedly gesticulating gangsters and read Anansi Boys while slurping up eggs and fruit.

Now I’m back in my cabin. It’s almost 2am, and I need to recharge my batteries for tomorrow.

posted by Poagao at 1:02 am  
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