I learned some interesting things about our new of…
I learned some interesting things about our new office today. Not only do we have a basketball court, ping-pong and a pool table at our new office, but there’s also a giant Chinese chessboard on the 8th floor. The thing is twice the size of my room. There’s also a pub.
I’ve also learned that we are supposed to show up on Sunday morning at 6 a.m. to “inaugurate” the place. It’s a feng-shui thing, apparently, but that don’t mean I have to like it. I’ll be there, but they had better not give me shit for yawning. I’m happy that Whiny Woman (who is wearing a baby-blue jumpsuit jacket, miniskirt and black lacy stockings today), is leaving and all, but damn.
More depressing news: The “dress code” for our Annual Wei-ya Party is, get this, “Doctors and Nurses”. In a tent in the company parking lot. How incredibly lame is that? eah, like my idea of a good time involves a hospital atmosphere. However, I think “patients” are allowed as well, so I might just douse myself in ketchup, stick a fake meat cleaver on my head, go up to all of the “doctors” and say “Excuse me, but I’ve have this strange throbbing pain in my left temple for the last couple of days. Could you prescribe something for that?”
