Poagao's Journal

Absolutely Not Your Monkey

Jul 12 2001

Well, I’m still alive and kickin’, after ‘Le Proce…

Well, I’m still alive and kickin’, after ‘Le Procedure’ today. Basically they took the ‘front door/back door’ approach to viewing my inner workings, and, happily, they found nothing worse than a couple of infections in my stomach. Last night I had to drink 2 liters of medicine called “Kleen-prep”(just so there was no doubt as to what effect it would have) that tasted like cream soda with everything that tastes good removed from it and replaced with noxious liquids. Now the world has 3-5 years to come up with one of those little pills with the camera in it so I never have to do this again. I’m not saying the clinic was bad; on the contrary, they were great and really knew what they were doing. But there is only so much you can do to make it a pleasant experience, you know. Even now all the air inside me is shifting around and making noises I personally would not want to hear in a crowded restaurant.

Anyhow, enough of that. I’m sure your appetite is sufficiently spoiled after reading the above. “Poagao’s Journal…now with Diet Control!”

You want to know what really grosses me out? The fact that I have to go back to work tomorrow. At least tomorrow is Friday, though. I’m sure Henrik has charmed the socks off everyone in that office, as is his wont since he had the job before I did. I’ll hear tomorrow is people wishing I weren’t so crude and scary, but hey! I gotta be me.

posted by Poagao at 3:45 pm  

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