Poagao’s Rules of Badminton
20 things I must remember not to do when playing badminton with pug-nosed women:
1. Talk shit about other players
2. Feign boredom, yawn a lot and watch other games
3. Talk to the birdie as if it were a person
4. Talk to other players as if they weren’t
5. Wander off the court
6. Run into the net
7. Run into the netposts
8. Make other people pick up the birdie
9. Hit my foot with my racket
10. Hit other players with my racket
11. Hit anything but the birdie with my racket
12. Whistle or sing
13. Roll my eyes whenever opponents call an out ball.
14. Say things like “Merry Christmas, asshole, ’cause that last serve was a gift!”
15. Say about other players’ really good shots, “That was just too easy. I couldn’t be bothered.”
16. Throw my racket into the air and catch it
17. Throw my racket into the air and not catch it
18. Throw my racket into the air and accidentally hit someone else with it
19. Throw my racket into the air and intentionally hit someone else with it
20. Laugh maniacally
PR’s Simplified Rules of Badminton
1) Don’t play badminton with pug-nosed women.
Comment by Prince Roy — September 1, 2007 @ 9:07 pm
Good point, PR. I should have been suspicious from the start.
Comment by Poagao — September 1, 2007 @ 11:32 pm